Professor: Your paper is doing some heavy petting, but it’s not going all the way!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/03/but-if-youd-like-your-paper-to-round-third-come-by-my-place-for-some-extra-credit/
Professor: Your paper is doing some heavy petting, but it’s not going all the way!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/03/but-if-youd-like-your-paper-to-round-third-come-by-my-place-for-some-extra-credit/
Teacher: What were people in the ’50s basically concerned with?
Stoner kid: … Scoring?
Lincoln-Way High School
Illinois
Overheard by: Sally
Gender professor: I don’t know how you’d know by just looking at men if they’re the chivalrous kind or the rapey kind.
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/04/not-rapey-kind.html
Hippie student: So, did the oil man and thong man work together?
Professor: One could only hope.
Archaeology class
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/more-more-more.html
Overheard by: squirrely mcsquirrel
Italian professor: Once, I put an octopus into a boy’s underwear.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/43277.html
Eleventh grade Health teacher: Sigmund Freud did a lot of studies on that.
Jock: Wait, he was the lion tamer, right?
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Overheard by: Siegfried & Roy
Chick looking into her palm, then at thug nearby: Man, I’m a preschool teacher! Don’t sell me the wrong drugs!
Bar
Ft. Smith, Arkansas
Overheard by: her best friend
Teacher before movie: There is one part with a naked woman in it. Are you guys ok with that?
Guy: Is it an ugly woman?
Teacher: No.
Guy: Then we should be fine.
Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California
Professor: What song do you think represents your generation? Come on, it can be anything. It can be derogatory, it can call women hos — I don’t care.
Montclair State University
Montclair, New Jersey
Overheard by: BTAN
Business professor: What time is the final next week?
Students: Monday from 1 to 3pm.
Business professor: No! That can’t be right — the school would not give a 3-hour exam!
