Fat lady pulling her kid from path of speeding bus: That’s right — step out and meet Jesus!
Columbia, South Carolina
Overheard by: Cootine
Fat lady pulling her kid from path of speeding bus: That’s right — step out and meet Jesus!
Columbia, South Carolina
Overheard by: Cootine
Nerd: Wait until I build my synthetic body — then we’ll see who’s laughing!
University of Saskatchewan
Saskatchewan
Canadia
Very loud drunk woman: No, I don't shoot darts, but I'm good at stabbin' people!
Fairborn, Ohio
Overheard by: Monika
Little boy, singing: Should I stay or should I go now? If I stay I’ll eat your armpits!
Newton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Amy
Toddler: Do you want a piece of me? Do you want a piece of me?
Father: Are you talking to me?
Toddler: Do you want a piece of me?
Father: No, that’s okay.
Chicago, Illinois
Student #1: Who’s that bald guy?
Student #2: That stupid-ass bitch that I want to kill.
Student #1, nonchalant: Oh.
41 West Santa Clara Street
Arcadia, California
Overheard by: Argonath
Mom: You better put that jacket on.
Little boy: No!
Mom: You better put that jacket on or you are going to get sick and then when Santa comes you will get him sick and then there will be no Christmas because you got him too sick to work and all the little boys and girls in the world will hate you. [Little boy puts jacket on.]
Utah
Overheard by: Bryn
Woman: It’s like paradise!
Small child, excitedly: A paradise where you get killed!
Woman, happily: I’ll kill you!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/yeah_thats_so_cute.html
Overheard by: ethan I make whittier prettier park
Five-year-old boy: Mommy, I’m gonna scrape your eye out. I take your eyeball right out! Scrape, scrape, scrape! Take, take, take! I got your eyeball, hahaha!
Seattle, Washington
Mom: If you don’t stop hitting your sister and start behaving nicely, we’re gonna go right back there and return those guns!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/your_first_clue.html
Overheard by: attention target shopper
