Chick: So like three weeks ago, after I gave birth, we went to this club…
Passerby, to himself: Man, they should totally make Google a wonder of the world. I mean, they already have Hollywood and shit.
Overheard by: Rachael Johnson
Girl: T9 is responsible for so many mishaps. Once I tried to text someone “thanks for helping me”. Instead I typed “thanks for humping me.” It was bad!
Skinny guy with pink hair: I don’t think I could be any more bad‐ass.
Guy #1: I would sacrifice myself to save the rest of the world. Wouldn’t you?
Guy #2: Naw, man. Fuck the world.
Girl, nodding to human mess across the way: Is that girl burning holes into a photograph with a cigarette?
Guy: That is frighteningly erotic.
University of South Florida
History teacher, reading from worksheet: ‘The Constitution places restrictions on the powers of the states. Name one.‘
Overheard by: ZB
Girl: I’ll have the chocolate peanut butter car crunch.
Cashier teenage boy: Ummmm… Yeah, the “car” actually stands for “caramel”.
Overheard by: Fake Blonde
Girl, after showing of Juno: I want a baby.
Boyfriend: [Raises eyebrows.]Girl: Not by you, but, you know…
blond girl talking to redhead — “I will introduce you to him. He is really into gingers and half of his face is eaten away.”
Golden Gate Park, San Francisco
Overheard by: Murphy