Chick: So like three weeks ago, after I gave birth, we went to this club…
Cambridge, Massachusetts
- Posted on May 26, 2023
- Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Massachusetts, Weirdness
Passerby, to himself: Man, they should totally make Google a wonder of the world. I mean, they already have Hollywood and shit.
Technology Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Rachael Johnson
- Posted on May 25, 2023
- Compare and contrast, Internet, Massachusetts, Strangers
Girl: T9 is responsible for so many mishaps. Once I tried to text someone “thanks for helping me”. Instead I typed “thanks for humping me.” It was bad!
Tacoma, Washington
- Posted on May 25, 2023
- Girls, Texting, Washington, Weirdness, Words
Skinny guy with pink hair: I don’t think I could be any more bad‐ass.
Ottawa
Canadia
- Posted on May 24, 2023
- Bragging, Canadia, Character, Compliments, Guys
Guy #1: I would sacrifice myself to save the rest of the world. Wouldn’t you?
Guy #2: Naw, man. Fuck the world.
Chino, California
- Posted on May 24, 2023
- California, Guys, Insults, Questions, Stupidity
Girl, nodding to human mess across the way: Is that girl burning holes into a photograph with a cigarette?
Guy: That is frighteningly erotic.
University of South Florida
- Posted on May 23, 2023
- Colleges & Universities, Florida, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sensory experiences, Sex, Smoking, Weirdness
History teacher, reading from worksheet: ‘The Constitution places restrictions on the powers of the states. Name one.‘
Student: Maryland?
Cresson, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: ZB
- Posted on May 23, 2023
- Pennsylvania, Students, Stupidity, Teachers
Girl: I’ll have the chocolate peanut butter car crunch.
Cashier teenage boy: Ummmm… Yeah, the “car” actually stands for “caramel”.
Gelato Spot
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Fake Blonde
blond girl talking to redhead — “I will introduce you to him. He is really into gingers and half of his face is eaten away.”
Golden Gate Park, San Francisco
Overheard by: Murphy
- Posted on May 22, 2023
- Default
