…and the Circle of Life Continued

Chick: So like three weeks ago, after I gave birth, we went to this club…

Cambridge, Massachusetts

Passerby, to himself: Man, they should totally make Google a wonder of the world. I mean, they already have Hollywood and shit.

Technology Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Rachael Johnson

Girl: T9 is responsible for so many mishaps. Once I tried to text someone “thanks for helping me”. Instead I typed “thanks for humping me.” It was bad!

Tacoma, Washington

Skinny guy with pink hair: I don’t think I could be any more bad‐ass.

Ottawa
Canadia

Guy #1: I would sacrifice myself to save the rest of the world. Wouldn’t you?
Guy #2: Naw, man. Fuck the world.

Chino, California

Girl, nodding to human mess across the way: Is that girl burning holes into a photograph with a cigarette?
Guy: That is frighteningly erotic.

University of South Florida

History teacher, reading from worksheet: ‘The Constitution places restrictions on the powers of the states. Name one.‘
Student: Maryland?

Cresson, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Girl: I’ll have the chocolate peanut butter car crunch.
Cashier teenage boy: Ummmm… Yeah, the “car” actually stands for “caramel”.

Gelato Spot
Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: Fake Blonde

Girl, after showing of Juno: I want a baby.
Boyfriend: [Raises eyebrows.]Girl: Not by you, but, you know…

Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

blond girl talking to redhead — “I will introduce you to him. He is really into gingers and half of his face is eaten away.”

Golden Gate Park, San Francisco

Overheard by: Murphy