20‐something girl: So I had to go to the emergency room because I thought I had a baby.
Shocked co‐worker: What?! What was it?
20‐something girl: Just my period. But it was a bad one.
Biloxi, Mississippi
Overheard by: don’t ditch health class
- Posted on May 11, 2023
- Coworkers, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Mississippi, Pregnancy, Questions
Cop, over cruiser speaker, to lethargic group of hipsters: Go ahead…walk.
(hipsters saunter across street)
Cop, still on speaker: Good job.
Davis Square
Somerville, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Kaitlin
- Posted on May 10, 2023
- Compliments, Cops, Hipsters, Massachusetts, Weirdness
Freshman ho #1: But… Are you, like, good at drunk driving?
Freshman ho #2: Oh, yeah… I’m, like, sooo good! I’ve been drunk driving, like, since I got my license.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/april-is-cruelest-month.html
Overheard by: newm
- Posted on May 10, 2023
- Bragging, Drinking & drunks, Idiots, Overheard at Cornell
Little old lady: I’m not a Pina Colada type. Give me a Coors Light and a nice doobie and I’m good.
Women’s Gym
Studio City, California
Overheard by: urzzz
- Posted on May 9, 2023
- California, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drugs, Happiness, Offers and requests, Old folks, Women
Chick to friend: Well, it’s not as if you were ever going to be elected president of the cock fan club, now was it?
Melbourne University
Australia
Overheard by: Wylis
Female student: I feel like I have a really tough skin, because I was always teased by my dad from the moment I was born.
Male student (in very serious, philosophical tone): Scorn was your breast milk.
University of Southern California
Overheard by: Got milk?
- Posted on May 8, 2023
- Body parts, California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Food, Girls, Guys, Students
Scruffy‐looking man to scruffy‐looking friend: So everybody was dropping porn star names. I think we should totally continue dropping male porn star names, because it’s so much more impressive than female porn stars. I am down with the porn stars.
London
England
Overheard by: ExpatManc
- Posted on May 8, 2023
- Default
Girl rambles on in Albanian for two minutes, then suddenly in English: So you can just eat my toe!
Durres
Albania
- Posted on May 7, 2023
- Body parts, Default, Europe, Offers and requests, Weirdness
Guy: Egg salad is a dish best served cold.
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com
Overheard by: alyssa
- Posted on May 7, 2023
- Advice, Food, Guys, Overheard in College Park, Sensory experiences, Words
Guy on cell, leaving campus: I want to be, like, the smartest guy working at Pizza Hut.
UC Irvine
Irvine, California
Overheard by: Tira
- Posted on May 6, 2023
- Default
