Bimbette #1: I wish I was fat.
Bimbette #2: I totally know what you mean.
Dallas, Texas
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Chick to friend: Seriously, smell my face!
University Village
Riverside, California
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- Body parts, California, Chicks
Man to harried employee: I would like a latte, but please do not steam the milk any hotter than a hundred and thirty degrees…
Coffee stand, Washington National Airport
Washington, DC
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Man: Man, I’d like to have been around when Jesus put all them dinosaurs here. I figure that woulda been pretty cool.
Friend: Yeah, that woulda been cool.
Canyonlands National Park
Moab, Utah
Overheard by: Iain
Hot girl: I haven’t had sex in so long.
Cute friend, nodding: Mmmm.
Hot girl: Nobody pays attention to me…
Cute friend: It’s ’cause you only have boyfriends.
Hot girl: Yeah… And… [Whispers] I kinda like pooping.
Tampa, Florida
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- Bimbettes, Florida, Gender issues, Kink, Poop, Sex, Time Management
Dude #1: So he says, ‘If you can walk a straight line, you can come into my bar.’
Dude #2: And then he got raped!
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: ummmm
Biology professor: No, penises don’t just fall off. Guys, you have nothing to worry about.
University of Maryland
College Park, Maryland
Overheard by: Chicken
Waitress indicating empty seat: Would she like some dessert when she gets back?
Recently abandoned old man: No. She wasn’t feeling good so she went to the Hallmark Store.
Atlas Diner, Strawbridge
Virginia Beach, Virginia
Employee #1: Do you know what the problem is with rice cakes?
Employee #2: What?
Employee #1: There’s no meat in them.
Super Target
Virginia
Overheard by: Brian
Girl in stall: Oooh, what is that little feeling in my tummy?
Bathroom, Bubba Gump, Universal CityWalk
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Kerberos
