Girl on cell, completely serious: There’s a party tonight, and the theme is bunnies.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/50398.html
- Posted on October 19, 2023
- Gossip, On the phone, Overheard at BU
Frat boy: Dude, the dumbest thing I ever did was graduate…
Wall Street
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: alexis
- Posted on October 19, 2023
- Florida, Frat boy types, Gripes
20-ish girl: Wait… Is it the Specific Ocean or the Pacific Ocean?
Sarasota, Florida
Student: I decided to be a speech communication major because I like to talk a lot, and I wanted to find a way where I could get a job that makes me a lot of money for using my mouth.
San Francisco State University
California
- Posted on October 18, 2023
- Jobs & Careers, San Francisco, Students
Harried mom pushing stroller and toting three minions: Do you wanna see the llamas? We’re gonna see the llamas! Don’t you wanna see the llamas?!
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardincali/27175.html
- Posted on October 16, 2023
- Animals, Moms, Overheard in California's Journal
Stoned guy: Don’t beat me up! I don’t want to be bruised tomorrow when my mom sees me naked!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/21/that-might-sound-weird-but-she-only-bathes-me/
- Posted on October 15, 2023
- Family ties, Overheard at McGill, Stoners
Dude: Have you ever masturbated?
Chick: Uh… No…
Dude: Seriously? To me that’s like… like standing in front of a house of cards for, like, 18 years and just never being like, ‘I’m going to tip that shit over.’
Eugene, Oregon
- Posted on October 12, 2023
- Girls, Gripes, Guys, Masturbation, Oregon, Time Management
Mom to 10-year-old son: I can’t wait until you’re 21 so that you can buy us beers.
T-Bones baseball game
Kansas City, Kansas
Overheard by: Teri
- Posted on October 12, 2023
- Drinking & drunks, Kansas, Moms
Girl on street: I like your hat!
Man on bike: Thank you!
Girl on street: I was just kidding!
http://www.overheardquote.com/?p=45
- Posted on October 11, 2023
- Insults, Overheard Quote, Strangers
Dude to friend: I was sitting and then it squirted all over my shirt…
http://overheardatstanford.blogspot.com/2006/04/what-why-ya-lookin-at-me-like-that.html
- Posted on October 11, 2023
- Gossip, Guys, Overheard at Stanford