Flopsy’s Bringing Some Chronic Shit

Girl on cell, completely serious: There’s a party tonight, and the theme is bunnies.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/50398.html

Posted on October 19, 2023
Gossip, On the phone, Overheard at BU

Now I’ll Never Be Able to Run for Office As a Republican

Frat boy: Dude, the dumbest thing I ever did was graduate…

Wall Street
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: alexis

Posted on October 19, 2023
Florida, Frat boy types, Gripes

Generally, Yes.

20-ish girl: Wait… Is it the Specific Ocean or the Pacific Ocean?

Sarasota, Florida

Posted on October 18, 2023
Bimbettes, Florida, Words

Why Not Politics?

Student: I decided to be a speech communication major because I like to talk a lot, and I wanted to find a way where I could get a job that makes me a lot of money for using my mouth.

San Francisco State University
California

Posted on October 18, 2023
Jobs & Careers, San Francisco, Students

Llamas: Jeez, Who Could Live Up to That?

Harried mom pushing stroller and toting three minions: Do you wanna see the llamas? We’re gonna see the llamas! Don’t you wanna see the llamas?!

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardincali/27175.html

Posted on October 16, 2023
Animals, Moms, Overheard in California's Journal

But You’re Okay with the Second Half of That Sentence?

Stoned guy: Don’t beat me up! I don’t want to be bruised tomorrow when my mom sees me naked!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/21/that-might-sound-weird-but-she-only-bathes-me/

Posted on October 15, 2023
Family ties, Overheard at McGill, Stoners

To Me It’s Just Another Thing I Have to Clean

Dude: Have you ever masturbated?
Chick: Uh… No…
Dude: Seriously? To me that’s like… like standing in front of a house of cards for, like, 18 years and just never being like, ‘I’m going to tip that shit over.’

Eugene, Oregon