Boy #1: What’s a vagina?
Boy #2: Uh, a girl’s penis.
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: didn’t know she had a penis
Girl #1: The school paper couldn’t use that picture.
Girl #2: Why not?
Girl #1: They said there were too many people in it.
Girl #2: We were in China!
Rider University
Lawrenceville, New Jersey
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- Gripes, New Jersey, Students
Nine-year-old on Journey to Atlantis ride: Now we’re going to see the Sea Lord!
19-year-old next to him: Really? That sounds scary…
Nine-year-old: Yeah, he’s angry.
19-year-old: He’s angry? Why?
Nine-year-old: Because he doesn’t like flash photography.
Sea World
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Delilah Bloom
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- California, Gossip, Kids
College boy, laughing: You mean to tell me you think the Beatles changed music forever?
Mom: Yes, of course.
College boy, still laughing: Come on, Mom — with those 45-percent-gay haircuts?
Art Institute of Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
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- Frat boy types, Music, Pennsylvania
Kid running for shelter from rain: Why did Mother Nature betray us?!
Durham, North Carolina
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- Kids, North Carolina, Questions
Woman: Is he mad that his girl’s a whore?
Man: Yeah.
Winchester, Virginia
American #1: What the hell is that smell? I have to find out, because I never want to be around it again.
American #2: Smells like sulfur.
American #3: I’ve been around cadaver…
American #2: Cadavers smell better.
American #3: No, cadavers smell different. Still awful, but different.
American #2: … I’ve only been around the freshly dead.
Our Lady of Lourdes Grotto, Gbi Agbenoxoe
Ho Region
Ghana, South Africa
Overheard by: Yevu!
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- Africa, Death & dying, Foreigners
Woman: You know, I wish I was more superficial.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/07/substance-in-way.html
Overheard by: rich
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- Gripes, Idiots, Overheard in PDX
Guy: I went drinking last night, and when I woke up this morning to go to my final I was still drunk!
Girl: Ugh, don’t you hate it when you get drunk and you’re not sober?
El Paso, Texas
Overheard by: Randi
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- Drinking & drunks, Friends, Texas
Lady: Wait, are you telling me that K.D. Lang is a lesbian?! How do you know?!
K.D. Lang/Lyle Lovett concert, Red Rocks Amphitheater
Colorado
