Husband, after girl he knew left table: That was Joe’s* little sister’s friend.
Wife: The one he fucked in the ass?
Husband: No, that was somebody else. This one only blew him.
Wife: Oh. She seems nice.
Diner
Long Island, New York
Student: Are breasts on the exam?
Professor: No, no, they’re not. Not because I don’t like breasts… I do… They’re just not on the exam.
Biology 102, Rutgers University
New Jersey
Overheard by: Marina
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- Education, New Jersey, Rack, Students, Teachers
Dude #1: … And so I woke up, and I was naked!
Dude #2: What? Why were you naked?
Dude #1: Well, ’cause I was stripping, duh.
New Zealand
- Posted on
- Gossip, Guys, New Zealand
20-ish girl: I know it’s stupid since he keeps dicking me around, but I really just want to have sex with him. Maybe if I have sex with him I could hook him!
Friend: You could hook him? Like drugs?
20-ish girl: Yeah! Like, maybe my vagina would be like crack to him…
Bar
Bel Air, Maryland
Teen girl: Tina*, this corn husk totally feels like your vagina hair!
World’s Largest Corn Maze
Dixon, California
Overheard by: Leslie
- Posted on
- California, Hair, Teens
Stoner: Yo, that chick was kind of hot. She was starin’ at me.
Hipster: She wasn’t hot, and she was staring at you because you were in her way.
Stoner: I like it my way better.
Millersville University
Millersville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Steveo
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- Hipsters, Pennsylvania, Stoners, Stupidity
Disappointed blonde: … But it’s Porn Sunday!
Radford University
Virginia
Chick to friend: There’s that bitch Mona Lisa.
The Louvre
Paris
France
Teen girl to friend: Did you really think it was a coincidence that the week after you started bathing regularly you lost your virginity?
The Urban School
San Francisco, California
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- Bathing, Questions, San Francisco, Teens
Professor: So, say that you’ve got Brad Pitt… And Angelina got eaten by a giant cobra. And it’s maybe a year later and Brad’s kind of eyeing Jen, and she’s eyeing Vince, and maybe he has an affair with Claire Danes. And now Brad asks you to write an elegy for Angelina. What problems might you run into?
Medieval Literature class
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
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