blond girl talking to redhead — “I will introduce you to him. He is really into gingers and half of his face is eaten away.”
Golden Gate Park, San Francisco
Overheard by: Murphy
- Posted on May 22, 2023
- Default
Teacher, handing out candy to class: They’re really sweet.
Student #1: And they make the roof of your mouth bleed.
Student #2: That’s the best part.
High School
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
- Posted on May 21, 2023
- Canadia, Candy, Gifts, Health & Hygiene, Mouth, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences, Students, Teachers
White construction worker yelling into house under construction: Hey Miguel, what are you listening to in there?
Miguel, yelling back: Bach’s Goldberg Variations.
White construction worker, muttering: Crazy Mexican drywallers.
Longmont, Colorado
Overheard by: Landscaper
White, middle aged music professor: I don’t do sevenths. Homie don’t play that.
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Normal, fairly cute boy: Excuse me.
Normal, fairly cute girl: Yes? (stops walking)
Normal, fairly cute boy: Are you interested in any global issues? Aids, the environment, human rights?
Normal, fairly cute girl: Honestly, no. (walks away)
Normal, fairly cute boy: Oh. (looks really confused and a little crushed)
Outside Library
University of York
England
Overheard by: Even I thought it was a bit harsh!
Girl to friends, emphatically: No, we have nipples so that we can milk our children!
Newton, Massachusetts
- Posted on May 19, 2023
- Default, Family ties, Food, Girls, Kids, Massachusetts, Nipples
Six‐year‐old #1: I’m taking you to court!
Six‐year‐old #2: No you’re not!
Six‐year‐old #1: I’m taking you to court!
Six‐year‐old #2: No you’re not!
Six‐year‐old #1: You’re in court!
Six‐year‐old #2: No I’m not!
Six‐year‐old #1: You’re in court now!
Six‐year‐old #2: (begins to cry)
Small Town
Maine
Overheard by: Willem Rosenthal
Irishman to friend, huddling under bar’s awning during massive downpour: And people wonder why we drink…
Dublin
Ireland
Overheard by: l_tau
- Posted on May 18, 2023
- Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Ireland, Questions
Mom to little kid: Shhh! She can’t help it if she’s fat!
Wal‐Mart
Tucson, Arizona
