10-year-old girl on broken bike: This is why I hate my life!
Campground
Ohio
Woman to friend: ‘Cause, you know, I feel things. I’m, like, a feeler.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/the_rest_of_us_are_dead_inside.html
Overheard by: feelin it!
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Hobo: Hello, little girl.
Four-year-old girl: I’m not supposed to talk to strangers.
Hobo: Well, your vagina smells like vomit! [Mother gasps.]
Amherst, Massachusetts
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- Hobos, Insults, Kids, Massachusetts
Nurse: Wow! That’s quite some rash you have there.
Patient: Yeah, I feel like a used condom.
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: devulgari
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- Health & Hygiene, Maine, Nurses
Girl: Are you getting married?
Preggers: Don’t know — maybe… If we get along okay.
Bar
New York
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- New York, Preggers, Relationships
Girl #1: Well, I guess that answers the question about how vampires make out.
Girl #2: Yup… And it was hot!
Boston, Massachusetts
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- Chicks, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Massachusetts
Guy #1: My lady friend is telling me that I’m never going to get any until I have a nice, big bed at home.
Guy #2: There might be something to that. I read this book called If the Buddha Dated, and I think it talked about us first needing a spiritual nest or something like that.
Guy #1: What? So now I’m supposed to believe in quantum pussy?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/qp-theory.html
Overheard by: rich
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- Guys, Overheard in PDX, Philosophy
Fat lady crying into cell: I know he’s married, but I don’t understand why he’s dumping me!
Colonie Center Mall
Albany, New York
Overheard by: conflicted
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- Fat people, New York, On the phone, Relationships
Black guy on cell: Man, I just stepped outside and saw, like, ten elephants walking down the street!
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: John Edward Hills
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- Animals, Arizona, Black people
Chick: My vagina is a galaxy.
University of Arizona
Tucson, Arizona
Overheard by: star
