It Was One Of the Best Conversations We’ve Ever Had

Girl #1: God, I can’t even remember last night.
Girl #2: Yeah, you were talking to Lisa for three hours before you realized she was actually a pot plant.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Jesse

I Can’t Explain Why I Continue to Play

Random board gamer: Settlers of Catan was created in the bowels of hell to make otherwise intelligent people say: “I have wood for sheep.”

Epoch Coffee
Austin, Texas

And They’re Less Of a Drag

Hobo walking out of convenience store, tapping a pack of cigarettes to his hobo lady: I don’t need you anymore. I got cigarettes.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Matt

I Need a Designated Thinker

Girl on cell: It’s not that I don’t want to get wasted. I want to get wasted. I just don’t want to get fucked up, you know? So I’m not really sure what to do.

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Overheard by: I have that dilemma often

Meet the “Bad Companions” Your Mother Warned You About

Barefoot girl in red dress: Oh my god, what are we doing?!
Girl with partially shaved head and blue sweater: We’re… (dodges car) We’re running into traffic.

Melbourne
Australia