Extremely drunk man: You know, I don’t think prime numbers are going to introduce us to aliens… But I think Chuck Berry will.
The Old Hole
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: E
Teen: I used to think I was fat, but then I realized I wouldn’t have had sex with five guys if I was fat. No one wants to have sex with a fat girl.
Wendy’s
New Jersey
Overheard by: BTON
- Posted on September 26, 2023
- Diet & weight, New Jersey, Sex, Teens
Father looking at sign: Look! You could work here when you start school.
Son: Why would I want to work here? They can’t even spell ‘prerequisite’ right.
Father: That’s because it’s per-quisite.
Ohio
Overheard by: glad to be sharing a school with this kid
Kid #1: Man, you always say that word when you’re drunk.
Kid #2: Yeah, I know. I need to stop watching that Michael Richards video.
http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com
- Posted on September 25, 2023
- Kids, Overheard at Loyola, Words
Dude: She totally sandbags! You know she sandbags?!
Chick: Like there’s a hurricane.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: pineapple
- Posted on September 25, 2023
- Friends, Gossip, Overheard at Cornell
Nerd: She was like, ‘That’s so cute!’ and then I came all over her face!
Baylor University
Waco, Texas
Overheard by: kindaDisgusted
- Posted on September 24, 2023
- Cum, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Gossip, Texas
Dork #1: Yeah, but Super Mario had the princess…
Dork #2: I’d rather fuck the squirrel [in Sonic] than that square-ass bitch!
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/09/segas-sonic-vs.html
Overheard by: thomas
- Posted on September 24, 2023
- Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Games, Overheard in College Park
Sister: Daniel, stop!
Brother: What is he doing?
Sister: He shoved a toothpick in my buttcrack… I hope I don’t get a splinter!
http://www.overheardinchtown.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: hm
- Posted on September 23, 2023
- Kink, Overheard in Inchtown, Siblings
Skinny blonde: So, yeah, my mom is dating this new guy who’s just kind of awkward and nerdy and, well, he’s just really bad at socialism.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Molly and Katy
- Posted on September 23, 2023
- California, Chicks, Gossip, Stupidity
Office whiner: The weather conditions in here are unacceptable.
Manager: Huh?
Office whiner: This office has been climatically compromised, and I have to go home to be warm, and with full pay.
Manager: Sorry, that’s not an option.
Office whiner: Well, then I deserve hazard pay for working under these conditions.
Manager: Again, I’m sorry, but that’s not going to happen.
Office whiner, agitated: Well, fine! But I don’t like being cold! [Stomps off to cube.]Manager: Neither do I.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/
- Posted on September 22, 2023
- Eavesdrop DC, Employees, Gripes
