Middle-aged woman, about teenager: She’s so beautiful. She could be a model. (pause) I want to run her over with my car.
Bellingham, Washington
But Enough About Me– What Are Your Interests?
Girl: I really like playing with grass…also, I think I’m going to crazy one day.
John Mayer Concert
Holmdel, New Jersey
When Aunt Jemima Eats Burritos, Everyone Knows It.
Churchgoer to another: Did you fart? Something smells like buttermilk.
Methodist Church
Knoxville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Nick
Gently Down the Stream?
Guy cuddling his girlfriend: I’m lactating, lactating, lactating!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/last_time_he_answers_an_ad_for.html
Overheard by: quoi?
The 1990’s Called…
Philosophy professor, proving his argument: Therefore, if I don’t get a little crazy, then I’m never gonna survive.
Michigan State University
Michigan
Overheard by: sjshock
What a Great Piece of Ash
(at the woodcarving tent)
Pretentious old lady to others: Mike does amazing things with his wood. (pause) I just *love* his wood.
Art & Wine Festival
Cave Creeek, Arizona
Overheard by: J‑Kap
Our Love Is A Battlefield
Casanova: This is a replica of the helmet I wear when I fuck my wife.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: shadow
Is This Gonna Be the “Figs Vs. Fags” Debate All Over Again?
Barista: Those aren’t dates, those are lesbians!
Dixon, California
Overheard by: Michelle
As You Should Know All Too Well, Cuntrella
Teacher: Does anyone know how to spell that?
(silence)
Student: Looks like it’s time to whip out the dic!
Teacher: Some words should *not* be shortened.
High School Classroom
Rhode Island
… Warn Them about Your Jagged Left Nut?
Chick on cell: You’re gonna go rubbin’ your balls all over other girls and I can’t even…?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html
Overheard by: lichka
