Harried mom: Get off the stage now! It’s time to go!
Obstinate toddler: No!
Harried mom: Who’s the boss of you?
Obstinate toddler: …you.
Harried mom: And who’s the boss of me?
Obstinate toddler: Daddy!
Harried mom: No!
Barnes & Noble
Plantation, Florida
Overheard by: That Bookseller Chick
- Posted on
- Default, Family ties, Florida, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Questions, Should have used a condom, Stores
Half-drunk tourist girl: You’re lying! Nobody has all that happen in their life!
Half-drunk guy with NY accent: I’m from Brooklyn! We all live unbelievable lives!
Parker House Bar
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: annikee
- Posted on
- Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Lies, Massachusetts, Tourists, US Geography
Tall chick: I wish I could find a nice, tall guy.
Friend #1: My brother is 6’5″.
Tall chick: Is he cute?
Friend: Well…
Friend #2: He looks like a Mexican pedophile.
Tall chick: 6’5″, eh? I’ll think about it.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
- Posted on
- Beauty, Chicks, Colorado, Default, Family ties, Friends, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Wishes
Dumb girl: So what’s the difference between when the guy hits the ball and someone catches it and when someone hits the ball and no one catches it?
Boy: Absolutely nothing.
PETCO Park
San Diego, California
- Posted on
- California, Default, Girls, Guys, Idiots, Stupidity, Tourist attractions
Professor, during a discussion about Lear’s daughters in King Lear: well, don’t you guys ever lie?
(class stays silent)
Professor: You all lie, especially the girls.
Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia
- Posted on
- Canadia, Class, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Gender issues, Lies, Questions, Teachers
20-something guy with ridiculous hair cut: Like, I’m not saying that mother earth isn’t my priority, because like she totally is, I’m just saying that I’m not going to like let her run my life. At the end of the day.
8th & Chestnut
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
- Posted on
- Creepsters, Default, Feelings, Guys, Pennsylvania, Weirdness
Girl to friends: I’m 31 years old, for Christ’s sake. My mom doesn’t get it. I’m too fucking old to get excited about some guy that pisses himself, calls me up and acts like it’s a fucking achievement.
Bar
Atlanta, Georgia
- Posted on
- Age and ageing, Default, Family ties, Georgia, Girls, Gripes, Pee
Girl: I really don’t know why I have such an unhealthy obsession with lesbians.
Bakersfield, California
- Posted on
- California, Creepsters, Default, Feelings, Girls, Sexuality, Weirdness
Teacher: I’m leaving for a few minutes. Ted*, you’re in charge.
Ted*: Alright, everyone get naked.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
- Posted on
- Body parts, Colorado, Default, Guys, Names, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Teachers
Woman: …and Scarlett Johansson is in it.
Husband: Really? Okay, let’s go.
Woman (to ticket seller): Oh, now he’ll watch it.
(they enter the theater)
Husband: And you said sex too, right?
Movie Theater
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
- Posted on
- About celebrities, Connecticut, Default, Guys, Movies, Sex, Women
