Your College Tuition Was Money Well Spent

Father: We went to the titty bar all the time when we were in Canada.
20-ish daughter: I wish you wouldn’t use the word ‘titty.‘
Father: Why not? Titty, titty, titty. Titty, titty, titty.
20-ish daughter: Cock, cunt, pussy, balls, dick.
Father: Point proven.

Connecticut

Overheard by: JPatrick

If Michelle Bachman Was President

Mother, when crosswalk starts making sounds: Do you hear that sound, kids? It’s to let deaf people know it is safe to cross the street.

Santa Monica, California

Overheard by: Cameron