Very serious little boy: I don’t think a moose and a human should kiss.

Library
Chicago Suburbs, Illinois

Little boy: This is boring!
Mom: You know what? Life is boring if you make it that way.

Katonah Train Station
New York City, New York

Overheard by: lisa

Chick #1: The problem with buying a house seized by the police? Someone could have been murdered there.
Chick #2: That’s not a problem, that’s a bonus!

Aurora, Colorado

(two college girls walking down M Street towards Georgetown)
Girl #1: You look cute. I like your dress.
Girl #2: Yeah…I didn’t shower.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/never-said-you-smelled-cute.html

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Drunk guy: It’s my birthday and I wanna hear some boobs clapping!

Davis, California

Overheard by: Liz

Cashier (handing over receipt): Would you like this?
Customer: No, they make babies in my purse…

David’s Supermarket
Whitney, Texas

Guy: Well, do you have lots of unprotected sex with anonymous men?
Girl: I don’t think so.
Guy: (pause) Well, you’re probably safe then.

Southern Oregon University

Overheard by: Kayli

Gucci girl to friends: God! I’m so tired of my Nazi book group! (silence) I mean, they don’t want cookies, they don’t want to socialize, it’s just like, book book book you may not mention anything besides the book!

Glencoe, Illinois

Overheard by: I was worried for a minute

Girl #1: I bet she has scabies.
Girl #2: Yeah, probably.
Girl #1: Actually, I’m not sure I know what scabies is.
Girl #2: Well, if you can get it from a lizard she probably has it.

Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Billy Mays Has No Personal Life

Man to woman: When was the last time you waxed your saddle?

Caltrain, San Francisco to Palo Alto

Overheard by: Sarks