Guy: What a shitty day. My girlfriend told me I was ‘needy, at best.’
Montreal metro
Canadia
Overheard by: Marie Elaine
Dude: If I wasn’t in jail or high, I was working construction.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/on-7.html
Overheard by: jessica
- Posted on
- Guys, Jobs & Careers, Overheard Lines
Girl #1: Every time I see him, he seems so sad.
Girl #2: Every time I see him, he seems so hot!
Girl #1: Well, yeah, but also… somewhat… homosexual.
overheardatyale.blogspot.com
Overheard by: JB
- Posted on
- Chicks, Gossip, Overheard at Yale
Girl #1: … And his sack — it fucking smelled like a carnival.
Girl #2: What?!
Girl #1: Like barnyard animals and carny folk… And kinda like hay.
Girl #2: Well, I told you not to hump someone who is from West Virginia!
M Street and Wisconsin Avenue
Washington, DC
Overheard by: NinaBeana
- Posted on
- Balls, Chicks, Washington, DC
Cute toddler boy in giant sombrero: I’m running amok! I’m running amok!
Georgetown Cafe
Washington, DC
- Posted on
- Kids, Leisure, Washington, DC
Obnoxious girl: If I got a quarter for every time I see someone hump a monument, I would be rich.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/12/james-mcgill-meet-r-kelly/
Overheard by:
- Posted on
- Chicks, Gossip, Overheard at McGill
Drunk skater #1: Yeah, he’s gotten a lot nicer since he got butt-raped in France.
Drunk skater #2: Yeah, I heard about that. Is that true?
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Michael
- Posted on
- Drunks, Gossip, Massachusetts
Woman: How would I know if you just found out?
Man, her fiancé: Well, shouldn’t you know before I know?
Woman: I never do that to myself — you do that for me!
Man: Well, it was all over my finger afterwards and under my nail — you must be on your visitor.
Woman: I didn’t know I was getting my visitor until you had some on your hand.
Man: Well, don’t you look inside yourself?! Go look inside yourself and tell me what you see!
Winking Lizard Tavern
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Chick: Can I have a hot chocolate, please?
Cafe worker: What size?
Chick: Hot.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: anonymous
- Posted on
- Bimbettes, Overheard at Cornell, Stupidity
Old grump #1: Well, you know how women boast.
Old grump #2: I know that. But I still cannot take her word for it that she is the best lay in the city.
Bloomingdale’s
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: the real deal
- Posted on
- Gossip, Old folks, San Francisco
