Suit: Hey, Rich, will you eat a cheese steak? It’s like a salad, except it’s a cheese steak.
25 Hudson Street
Jersey City, New Jersey
Only Without the Three-Foot Margaritas
American tourist, overlooking Grand Canal: It's like… It's just like Las Vegas!
Venice
Italy
Overheard by: Pumpkin and Peanut
Stupidest. Exercise DVD. Ever
Dude: You have ovaries of steel.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
We're Sorry– Your Imaginary Friend Didn't Make the Cut
Little girl #1: This is my imaginary friend Helen.
Little girl #2: I have a girl named Lucy!
Little boy: I have a pair of scissors. Named… Mr. Scissors.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
… Doug
Man on cell: So, are we seeing a chick flick tonight? … Am I gonna get any play afterwards? … Sweet, I’ll see you later.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/this_is_what_romantic_comedies.html
Whatever You Say, Latonya
Woman in line to another: Yeah, my brother’s birthday is tomorrow. He’s Aryan.
Wal-Mart
Tracy, California
Overheard by: Jeff
Remember, I Like It in the Can
Girl in line: I'm getting a Diet Coke, now we can have sex.
California
Overheard by: Randy
Why You're Not Supposed to Return to the Scene Of a Crime
Little girl to store employee: Do you remember us?
Employee: Yes, of course I do.
Little girl: Oh, no! Run away! He remembers us!
Mission Viejo Mall
Mission Viejo, California
You Know, We Should Talk Less
Guy: Have you seen The Swede?
Friends: No …
Guy: It’s like the Citizen Kane of bad Korean movies!
Oyster Bay
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: tell me what you really think
Confirming Everything I Know About Male Swimmers
Teenage boy to his mother: There's a lot of crazy stuff going on in the team area. It got all over my face, but none of it got in my mouth.
Summer League Swim Meet
Ashburn, Virginia