Lesbian: People eat testicles here, too?!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/what_do_you_mean_by_too.html
Overheard by: orly
Lesbian: People eat testicles here, too?!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/what_do_you_mean_by_too.html
Overheard by: orly
Stoner kid #1: I don’t eat anything that used to be alive. Well, except eggs. And hamburger, you know, because of the cows.
Stoner kid #2: And cake!
Stoner kid #1: Yeah, cake.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: The RQ
Creepy, vacant-eyed hipster, apropos of nothing: Jesus loves you. He made you. He shows me things.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/04/messenger.htmlcom
Overheard by: Jen
Old lady: Wouldn’t it be nice if we could just stay as we were and then wake up one day and be dead?
Assisted living center
Iowa
Girl #1: I have to gloat a little. Who’s the perv now, bitches?
Girl #2: Still us.
Girl #1: Well, duh, still us. But now them, too!
Girl #2: Totally.
Maynard, Massachusetts
Woman: Do you remember topless movie night?
Man: No. First I’ve heard of this.
Woman, shocked: It was at your apartment!
Denny’s restaurant
East Greenbush, New York
Overheard by: conrad jones
Coffee-drinking woman: Thank god they’re Buddhists. Unlike Christians, where we’ll just blow the shit out of each other. And not in the good way.
Marin, California
Economics professor: I don’t judge others’ lifestyles. (pause) I mean…unless they are a total trainwreck.
Illinois State University
Dude #1: Dude, have you ever, y’know, worked with slop?
Dude #2: Yeah, I’ve done it.
Dude #1: No, seriously, dude — you’ve never been there… with the trough…
Dude #2: Dude, I totally have too done it.
Dude #1: When?
Dude #2: I dunno, man, but I’ve done it.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: florack
Little girl, about sleeping baby sister: Him is sleeping? Him is sleeping?!
Mom, exasperated: No! Her is sleeping!
Kansas
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