Little boy (pointing at large crucifix in graveyard): What is that guy doing?
Babysitter: That's Jesus.
Little boy: But why is he bloody? Is he dead?
Babysitter: Yes.
Little boy: But Jesus is still alive, isn't he? Why would somebody kill Jesus? And why would they make him go up on that thing?
Babysitter: You know what? It's a complicated story and we'll talk about it later.
Little boy: Bloody Jesus is scary.
Mission Santa Barbara, California
Older lady: Heath Ledger was The Joker? Boy, I never would have guessed that!
Movie Theater
Champaign-Urbana, Illinois
Male flight attendant: Here at Southwest, we no longer accept cash, but we'll take credit cards, blood, deeds to your house… Oh, wait. Those aren't worth anything anymore. You can hang on to those.
El Paso International Airport
El Paso, Texas
Boy: We could have the clones test nuclear bombs!
Girl: They’re not robots. They’re real people.
Boy: So? They still blow up.
Seattle, Washington
3rd grade girl, about essay: I am writing about taking a vacation to heaven!
Teacher: Okay, but why don't you pick a place you can actually go on vacation? You can't really just visit heaven.
3rd grade boy: Yes you can! I went to heaven once to visit my aunt!
Auburn, Alabama
Guy on cell: I got a face full of botulism! Look at me — I’m sexy!
New Jersey
Friendly waitress, serious: Would you like to order a happy ending?
Lycoming Mall
Pennsdale, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: DazedinPA
Fat suit on cell: Damn that grandma!
Russell Square Station
London
England
Bearded #20's something on cellphone: She can't just give him a baby and expect him to stay, he's going to move on. I mean we're going to be able to make babies for a long time yet!
Outside of Stir Fry Restaurant in Kingsport, TN
Hipster teen girl: And my mom was like '”I think I'm having a heart attack” and my dad was like “well… first, stop smoking… you can smoke pot, I don't mind, just not cigarettes.”
Long Island
New York