Girl to friends: I’m 31 years old, for Christ’s sake. My mom doesn’t get it. I’m too fucking old to get excited about some guy that pisses himself, calls me up and acts like it’s a fucking achievement.
Bar
Atlanta, Georgia
- Posted on
- Age and ageing, Default, Family ties, Georgia, Girls, Gripes, Pee
Girl: I really don’t know why I have such an unhealthy obsession with lesbians.
Bakersfield, California
- Posted on
- California, Creepsters, Default, Feelings, Girls, Sexuality, Weirdness
Teacher: I’m leaving for a few minutes. Ted*, you’re in charge.
Ted*: Alright, everyone get naked.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
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- Body parts, Colorado, Default, Guys, Names, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Teachers
Woman: …and Scarlett Johansson is in it.
Husband: Really? Okay, let’s go.
Woman (to ticket seller): Oh, now he’ll watch it.
(they enter the theater)
Husband: And you said sex too, right?
Movie Theater
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
- Posted on
- About celebrities, Connecticut, Default, Guys, Movies, Sex, Women
Guy walking opposite traffic on a one-way street: If I get hit by another car my mom will be pissed.
Clemson, South Carolina
- Posted on
- Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Guys, South Carolina, Stupidity
College student to friend: Scott* is so funny. Like, last night, he was looking at his penis…
University of Delaware
- Posted on
- Colleges & Universities, Default, Delaware, Memory lane, Penis, Students, Weirdness
England Expects No Less
Little girl in bathroom stall with mother: Doody! It’s fun to say “doody” in the bathroom! Say “doody,” mom!
Whole Foods
West Orange, New Jersey
Overheard by: I almost said it myself.
Hippie using his pocket PC: It’s very primitive -I use it for solitaire while pooping.
Bean & Leaf Coffee Shop
New London, Connecticut
Overheard by: Overand
- Posted on
- Connecticut, Games, Hippies, Poop, Technology
Student: I’m as much like Hitler as Hitler was.
Ball State University
Muncie, Indiana
Overheard by: Kat
- Posted on
- Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, History, Indiana, Students
Guy: That motherfucking cop has driven past here twice in the last fifteen minutes.
Cop (on car’s loudspeaker): I’m not a motherfucker.
University of Georgia
Athens, Georgia
Overheard by: Anne
