Tonight, on Army Wives

Loud 30-some­thing man on cell, while wait­ing in line for piz­za: I can’t wait till I’m on my way home so that I can give you a de­fin­i­tive get naked!

Pitts­burgh, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: Kate R.

Two Great Tastes That Taste Hor­ri­bleTo­geth­er

Sev­en­teen-year-old girl to boyfriend: You can’t do any­thing right! I send you in there to buy me some porn and you come out with her­maph­ro­dites? It’s called Re­al Chicks with Re­al Dicks, for fuck­’s sake.
Boyfriend (in thick ac­cent): I’m sor­ry… My english…it is not too good. I saw chicks, I saw dicks…I just grabbed it.

Man­ches­ter, New Hamp­shire

Over­heard by: tay­lor