Little girl: (talking over airport announcement)
Father: Quiet for a second!
Girl: (continues talking until announcement is over)
Father: Great. What if he was saying “Run! Zombies!”? We’ll be sitting here like idiots while the zombies come…
O’Hare Airport
Chicago, Illinois
Employee: Did you know it is impossible to stuff three ounces of hamburger in half of a mouse? I tried for, like, 10 minutes.
Wildlife Rehabilitation Center
Minnesota
Girl on cell: Wait… Wait! You’re telling me she’s not a zombie? You mean she’s actually dead?
Emory College
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Zack
Sorority chick, from across room: Hey, do you wanna go steady?
Frat guy: Sure, when?
Sorority chick: I dunno… Let me ask my boyfriend and get back to you.
Frat guy: Sweet. Just as long as I get to tap that.
Iowa
Overheard by: confused and disgusted
Guy #1 to guy #2: Seriously, if you just gape her asshole wide enough…
Arcata, California
Overheard by: theonion
7th-grade-boy to another: I didn’t know Martin Luther King Jr. was black!
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Overheard by: scared for the future of education.
Boy, screaming into pregnant mother’s belly: We’re going to give you up for adoption!
Tanger Outlet
Riverhead, New York
Overheard by: bemused
Professor: We are going to talk about tea rooms. Which involve no tea. Unless by “tea,” you mean “cock.”
Columbus,Ohio
Overheard by: Em
Man to store employee: It’s one of those real estate investment books, the yellow ones.
Employee: Let’s see, follow me… Is this what you were looking for?
Man: No, no, that’s the one for idiots, I want the one for dummies.
Barnes & Noble
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Lisa
Girl #1: I ate this thing… It was, like, a candle. Or a potato.
Girl #2: No, no, it was a potato.
West Junior High School
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Kelsey
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist
