Mother to four-year-old in doctor's waiting room: Come on, Sam*, we're next.
Sam: Are we seeing the doctor?
Mother: Yup.
Sam: (pause) Well, okay. As long as he doesn't look at my penis.
Hurstbridge Medical Center
Hurstbridge
Australia
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- Australia, Default, Doctor's office, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Moms, Names, Penis
(five ditzy girls are looking at a big poster of the periodic table of the elements, and laughing)
Boy, walking up: What's so funny?
Girl: Haha! One of the squares says “Bi”! Hahaha… like “bisexual!”
UT Austin
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Bismuth.
Skinny girl to prettier friend: You can't toss him a mercy fuck every time his father dies.
Arby's
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: Gwen West
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- Advice, Arizona, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Restaurants, Sex
Guy #1: Man, it's all cloudy down there.
Guy #2: Yeah…
Guy #1: You know, that's the problem with America… we have a lot of clouds.
Newark Airport, New Jersey
Overheard by: Romulo Escamilla
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- Airports & flights, Default, Guys, New Jersey, Stupidity, Weather
Man to date: Kim Jong-il is one. Your stepfather is another.
Birmingham, Alabama
Overheard by: Joy
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- Alabama, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Guys, Names
Girl: Oh my god, that is so slutty!
Guy: Not it's not! Sluts in unison aren't as slutty.
Georgetown University
Washington, DC
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- Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Stupidity, Washington, DC
Teen girl #1: Ugh, I get so gassy when I'm on my rag.
Teen girl #2: I'm just gassy all the time!
Teen girl #1: Ugh, I know.
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
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- Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Gripes, Sensory experiences, Teens
College girl to friends eating waffle fries: Yeah, and she had the “smelly hand syndrome.” It was really serious. And smelly.
UCF Campus
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Jen
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- Colleges & Universities, Default, Florida, Girls, Hands, Maladies, Sensory experiences
Professor: Will someone please close the door? I don't want anyone else to hear the stupid things I say. Oh, wait, I have tenure now–I don't care if they hear me saying stupid things!
Georgia State University
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