Grad student #1: Have you heard Avril Lavigne's song? The deep one?
Grad student #2: “Sk8r Boi”?
NWU Campus
New York City, New York
When Was the Last Time You Got 20 Years for Jaywalking?
Guy: Statutory rape is the jaywalking of sex crimes!
Interbay Golf
Seattle, Washington
Not 'Til You Learn to Ask for Directions, Sweetie.
Obese girl, looking at pink dress: Aww muuuum, why can't I be a girrrl?
Sunshine Plaza
Maroochydore
Australia
Overheard by: Sally
…Before They Would Give Us a Home Loan.
Sorority girl, walking from class with a friend: Yeah, so they made us cook naked.
Kent State University
Kent, Ohio
Softly with Your Song, or What?
Black woman in the ER on cell: You killed him? What do you mean you “killed him”?
Chestnut Hill Hospital
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
I Need My Face for Other Things
Flamboyant grad student, on ice skating: I went years ago… and fell flat on my face. Then I decided that I was too important for this!
Oxford
England
Gay Marriage Should Be Legalized Just for the Ceremonies
20-something hot girl to friend: He tore off all his clothes, threw him on his back on the bar, then covered his nipples in whipped cream.
Denver, Colorado
But Mick Jagger's So Old
Drunk girl at party: I want to hang off his lips until I die!
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Claire
That, New Stockings, and a Clean Umbrella
Fag hag: So, I fell asleep when Jack* was stripping, and when I woke up Victor* was in pink stockings and doing something to my umbrella that I don’t even want to think about. I really have to start having more straight friends.
Bar
São Paulo
Brazil
If No One Hears Them, Are They Really Dead?
Man: There are mutes dying all over the world, and they can't say anything! So here I am…
Providence, Rhode Island