Professor: You don’t want to have a thin-skinned Prime Minister who’s afraid of puffin poo.
University of Ottawa
Canadia
Mrs. Nietzsche Was Tough on Little Friedrich
Biking mom to obviously struggling son: Why are you so weak?
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/with_the_support_system_he_has.html
Overheard by: also struggling
This Will Be on the Midterm.
American history professor: So this Bacon guy died of the flux. Or as I like to say, he shat himself to death.
University Of Louisiana
Monroe, Louisiana
Overheard by: a bored Am. History student
What You Never Knew about the Last Supper
Hipster chick: You know, you can tell it’s a good party by how many people get their stomachs pumped, and whether or not Mark gets naked.
Friend: Totally.
Starbucks
Virginia
Until She Found a Market for the Photos on the Internet
Professor: Sorry if you’ve been excited to see how you did on your essays, but I didn’t get a chance to mark them over Christmas break.
Class: [Groans.]Professor: Well, my testicles swelled to the size of grapefruit over the holiday break, so don’t think you’re the only ones disappointed. My wife wasn’t thrilled, either.
York University
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: decidingwhethertolaughornot
At Least She Correctly Identified Them As Birds.
High school girl, looking at seagulls feeding: That ain’t crows, them are ducks!
http://talovich.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Yugan
With a Scary Product
Girl: Why do they have an ambassador to Vatican City?
Guy: Because it’s a country and stuff.
Girl: Do, like, normal people live there?
Guy: I don’t know…
Girl, thoughtfully: It’s a scary place…
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/04/its-scary-because-dan-brown-says-so.html
Overheard by:
Doesn’t Look Good
Young dude in car to children getting off school bus: You are the future!
Westport, Connecticut
Overheard by: Elisabeth
We Miss the Old Grey Poupon Ad Campaign
Girl: You so should have tested it first.
Guy: I did! I used it on my ass the other day.
Girl: And it didn’t burn?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/425989704/want-to-see-it.html
Overheard by: evan.
Is That Nice Doctor Helping You at All?
Grandmother: This salad is just wonderful.
20-ish chick: Yes, but it has raisins in it. I don’t eat raisins.
Grandmother: What? Why?
20-ish chick: I’ve always felt bad for them. They once were so full of life, and then the sun sucked their souls out and left… this.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/a_delicious_source_of_fiber.html
Overheard by: sistersaywhat
