Woman: So, we didn’t check the restaurants to see if they had a dress code, so we couldn’t eat anywhere because you had to wear pants.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/314138677/that-is-just-too-inconvenient-for-how-i-live-my-life.html
Overheard by: sxoidmal
Dude: There’s no way my mom’s vagina could be the Suez Canal.
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: JP
British male, contemplating the last two teabags left in the chalet: We’d best save one in case of an emergency.
Orelle
France
Girl on cell: My life totally sucks right now. I went to an intellectual conference and people were saying smart things and I was asking myself, ‘Why can?t I say things like that?!’ And I?ve forgotten all essay-writing skills I learned in high school! Ugh, I am, like, totally ESL right now. Like, what am I doing with my life?! I’m not getting into law school, I’m not going to get a position at the UN… Ugh! I might as well get married to a rich Arabian prince!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/06/11/who-will-then-promptly-have-me-executed-for-tarnishing-the-uns-reputation-by-instigating-the-oil-for-weed-program‑3/
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Toddler boy in stall with mom: I’m done!
Mom: Are you sure? Why are you doing that? Don’t pull on it!
Toddler boy: Daddy does it all the time!
Border Grill
Santa Monica, California
Overheard by: Smooph
Clerk greeting incoming customer: How you doing?
Customer: I’m loving you, baby, that’s why I’m here…
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/456547950/you-can-love-me-from-afar.html
Overheard by: I love this store, always an adventure
Stoner guitarist: I got shot in the dick with an Airsoft. Seriously, check this shit out. (unzips his pants)
Guy: Just to let you know, before you do that, I am a homosexual.
Local Show
Gulfport, Mississippi
Dad walking towards hotel lounge: Where are your hands?
Young daughter: Somewhere they shouldn’t be!
Dad: That’s right! Somewhere they shouldn’t be!
Austria
Chick: I really think my gynecologist helps our relationship, though.
Starbucks
Edmond, Oklahoma
Guy #1: When he gets excited, that kid laughs like a hyena.
Guy #2: Yeah, I know.
Guy #1, trying to mimic the laugh but failing: I don’t know how he does it.
New Jersey
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist
