But You Can Keep Blaming the Terrorists If You’d Like

Girl to boyfriend: Like, I think it has more to do with you being on crack more than anything.

Baker Library
Dartmouth College, New Hampshire

Overheard by: you think?

Posted on June 29, 2026
Default, Drugs, Girls, New Hampshire

Those Puppies Were Terrible People

Guy: So, you can talk about stabbing puppies but I can’t talk about punting babies? That doesn’t seem right.
Girl: That’s exactly right.

Rutgers Stadium, New Jersey

Posted on June 28, 2026
Animals, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Kids, New Jersey, Violence

…Doesn’t Mean I’ll Go Out with You

Dude: Just because you masturbate to llama/turtle porn…

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on June 28, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Kink, Masturbation, New York, Weirdness

Life’s a Gamble Anyway, Am I Right?

Guy #1: What’s the big deal about the bird flu anyway? I’m not a bird.
Guy #2: It’s those people who play with bird crap and such. It’s kinda like the chicken pox, see what I mean?
Guy #1: Well, I’m fine then because I already had the chicken pox.

Reno, Nevada

Overheard by: Scott

Posted on June 27, 2026
Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Maladies, Nevada, Stupidity

Why They Stopped Serving Champagne at UN Events

Dude leaving party: Just remember we have one goal. We have one shared dream, people. It starts with “I” and ends with “no more motherfucking apartheid.”

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Posted on June 27, 2026
Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Michigan, Politics, Race

Then It’s All: “Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk–Got Yer Boobie!”

College girl #1: You laugh a lot during sex, then?
College girl #2: I think you have to laugh during sex. Otherwise it’s too solemn. I mean, sex is like: “Oh yeah, oh yeah, queef.”

Chinese Restaurant
Columbus, Mississippi

Overheard by: Megan S.