Light-skinned black woman: I’m just saying, I’d have been in the home and not in the fields.
Taco Mac
Atlanta, Georgia
I’m Saving Conversation for the Right Woman
Dude #1: Yeah, I go to gay bars sometimes.
Dude #2: Really? So, are you saying you like guys?
Dude #1: No, I don’t like guys, but when I go to gay bars I just dance with them and flirt with them. It’s not like I have conversations with them.
Dude #2: … So then maybe you’re bi?
Dude #1: No, I’m just a people person.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: mr. Wtf?
What the Hell Is Going On in That Gym Class?
High school student #1: My finger hurts.
High school student #2 (absent mindedly): Yeah, my ass hurts too.
Prishtina
Kosovo
Overheard by: Curly
I Don’t Care If It Is Cardboard
50-something man to 50-something woman: You are not homeless. Homeless people don’t own dinnerware!
BART Train
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Morpheus
He Doesn’t See That Purple Monkey… and I Do.
Professor: I urge you to visit the TA as well, because we have complementary viewpoints. For example, he’s with it… and I’m not.
UNC-Chapel Hill
North Carolina
Overheard by: Li’l Bit
But I Love Aluminum Foil
Guy to girl: Actually, no. I personally hate the idea of having a plastic trash bag on my cock.
Stow, Ohio
Overheard by: d
I’m Just a Trust, but Verify Kind Of Gal
College girl: Yeah, but I don’t fuck my kids.
Friend: Well, you don’t have any yet.
College girl, looking down: I can’t believe I just checked my vagina before I answered that.
College Campus
SoCal, California
I’m Basically a Communal Stress Ball
Yuppie girl on cell: … And then he grabbed my ass right in front of her! If I was her, I would have thrown a fit… But she knows she’ll never be at my level.
Georgetown
Washington, DC
Should We Really Drink to That?
Girl to friend: I’m not an alcoholic.
Friend: I’m not an alcoholic, either.
Girl: Cheers to us not being alcoholics!
Austin, Texas
Depends on the Hamster — and the Book
Philosophy professor: I know you’d all rather drink a bucket of hamster vomit than read a book.
Overheard in Miami Facebook group
Overheard by: sarah
