So Basically All Your Problems Are in Your Head?

Girl on cell: My life totally sucks right now. I went to an intellectual conference and people were saying smart things and I was asking myself, ‘Why can?t I say things like that?!’ And I?ve forgotten all essay-writing skills I learned in high school! Ugh, I am, like, totally ESL right now. Like, what am I doing with my life?! I’m not getting into law school, I’m not going to get a position at the UN… Ugh! I might as well get married to a rich Arabian prince!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/06/11/who-will-then-promptly-have-me-executed-for-tarnishing-the-uns-reputation-by-instigating-the-oil-for-weed-program‑3/

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But Does Your Hand Need to Be in My Pants?

Clerk greeting incoming customer: How you doing?
Customer: I’m loving you, baby, that’s why I’m here…

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/456547950/you-can-love-me-from-afar.html

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