Some Folks Have More Baggage Than Others

Ghetto female station attendant: Let me see your ticket.
Scared-looking guy: I don’t have one, I gave it to the driv…
Ghetto female station attendant: You rode fo’ free?
Scared-looking guy: No, I gave my ticket to the…
Ghetto female station attendant: He ain’t got no ticket! Get the station police over here, this guy rode for free!
Scared-looking guy: But I gave my ticket to the driver. There’s my receipt.
Ghetto female station attendant, after pause: Can I get your bag out for you, sir?

Greyhound Station
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania