Woman: I felt so bad. I was like, “it’s okay, you can leave your pool cue there, come dance with me.“
Friend: And then you left him in the middle of the dance floor.
Woman: I didn’t know he was blind!
Friend: So you blew him?
Woman: Did I?

Hot Springs, Idaho

Guy: Men are bastards. I’m a man.
Girl: Then what does that make you?
Guy: Huh?
Girl: You said men are bastards. So then what does that make you?
Guy, not paying attention: Wanna dance?

Norman, Oklahoma

Girl: Today at the Garden Centre, Bret did this amazing dance to cheer up a dog.

New Zealand

Guy: I’ll do the work and you’ll do the Chinese dance in sexy underwear.
Angry Chinese girl: No!


Overheard by: ad’a

Young buck #1: Do you want to go out to the track and race?
Young buck #2: I’m not fond of dust baths.

Monroe Community College
Rochester, New York

Eight‐year‐old: I believe the fanny dance is in order here.
Amused passerby: Awww, what is the fanny dance?
Eight‐year‐old: Wouldn’t you like to know.

Dallas, Texas

Girl #1 on Facebook: And then I gave my mom a lap dance.
Girl #2, looking at pictures: It looks like she was enjoying it.

Dartmouth, Massachusetts

College guy: I like salsa, but it makes me sad.

Duluth, Minnesota

Overheard by: Nic

Girl one: Smell my face. Smell right here. Doesn’t it smell great? The stripper I got a lap dance from was wearing great perfume.
Girl two: It smells like pickles.

Toby Keith’s Restaurant
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: At least it doesn’t smell like tuna

Girl: I told him I didn’t dance, because I didn’t want to dance with him, but all these other guys asked me if I wanted to dance and I had to say no because I told him I didn’t dance, but I really wanted to dance. So we have to go, so that I can dance.
Friend: So, did you dance with him?

Pasadena, California

Overheard by: needs new friends