Teacher scolding student: Do you want a cookie? Do you want a cookie? No, you don't deserve a cookie!
Canadia
Teacher scolding student: Do you want a cookie? Do you want a cookie? No, you don't deserve a cookie!
Canadia
Man coming out of feminist art retrospective: So, what did you think of the show?
Woman: Not enough menstrual blood.
Vancouver Art Gallery
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: I would have to agree
Girl to friends, very confidently: And I will be that horse!
Memorial University
St. John's, Newfoundland
Canadia
Overheard by: Mel
Loud man on cell: Yeah, 800,000 dollars. But let's just keep this between ourselves, okay?
Packed Commuter Train
Toronto, Canadia
Overheard by: M@
Six-year-old child to teacher, upon seeing her new haircut for the first time: What's wrong with your hair?
Teacher: What do you mean “what's wrong with my hair”?
Child (with eyes downcast): It just looks so beautiful.
Teacher: Well, thank you.
New Westminster
BC
Canadia
Lady carrying huge crate of Girl Guide Cookies to campus rent-a-cop: But they're just kids! They were just trying to have fun!
Campus rent-a-cop, genuinely surprised: They were smoking pot on my campus!
McGill
Montreal, Quebec
Canadia
Guy: She's pregnant? Isn't she like 16?
Chick: So?
Guy: That's so ghetto!
Chick: So what? Every pregnant 16-year-old is some ghetto welfare mama? For all you know she could be a great mom! You're too fucking judgmental!
Guy: (stunned silence)
Chick: Anyway, she found out it's a girl last week. She's naming her “Sequins.”
Toronto
Canadia
H&M worker: Hi, how are you?
Customer: Great, thanks, and you?
H&M worker: I'm okay.
Customer: Only okay? You're listening to a Journey remix in H&M! These are great times!
H&M
Toronto
Canadia
Girl #1: So I was talking to Ashley yesterday…
Girl #2: Which one?
Girl #1: Ashley, the lesbian who keeps trying to hook me up with gay guys.
Girl #2: Oh, Jewish Ashley!
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
