Trophy wife, very sincerely: I think that in a past life…I was Ralph Nader.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: lauren mcgoldrick
Trophy wife, very sincerely: I think that in a past life…I was Ralph Nader.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: lauren mcgoldrick
Socially awkward math professor: And now I will attempt to get the same solution using method #2, and if I don't get the same answer, I'm just going to go slit my wrists. (writes on the board for a few minutes, gets a different answer) Well, shit.
University of New Brunswick
New Brunswick
Canadia
Overheard by: yeah, multivariable calculus does that to me, to
Teenage girl to friends: So at first I just really liked him but now I think I love him!
Bored friend: Here comes the breakup.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: JDowntown
Flamboyant Starbucks supervisor: I call Princess Peach!
Amused female employee #1: Be gayer, dude.
Flamboyant Starbucks supervisor: That was it. I don't think I can get any gayer.
Amused female employee #2: Yeah, he just plateaued.
Ottawa
Canadia
Drunk girl, pointing to apartment across the street: Look! The elevator goes up and down! It's so cool!
Sober girl: Yeah…they tend to do that.
Drunk girl: Shut up! (pause) But this one lights up! Oh, look! There it goes again!
London
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: The D.D. for the night
Guy: Dude, he gets so much pussy and he doesn't even want it.
Skytrain
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Arthur
Girl #1: I like socks
Girl #2: Oh! Me too!
Girl #1: Yeah. Sigh–they're like bags for your feet.
Girl #2: Yeah, bags…warm bags.
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: bitingontinfoil
One-year-old: Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah! (starts whimpering)
Mom: Yeah, it's hard being a baby, isn't it?
Coles Bookstore
Abbotsford, British Columbia
Canadia
Overheard by: girl in line
Freshman girl: Why are we judging her for being crazy?
Freshman friend: Yeah, if we think you're crazy, then you definitely have problems.
Freshman girl: But I'm still pissed at her for taking the good side of the bed.
U of A Campus
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Alex
