Canadia

So Basically All Your Problems Are in Your Head?

Girl on cell: My life totally sucks right now. I went to an intellectual conference and people were saying smart things and I was asking myself, ‘Why can?t I say things like that?!’ And I?ve forgotten all essay-writing skills I learned in high school! Ugh, I am, like, totally ESL right now. Like, what am I doing with my life?! I’m not getting into law school, I’m not going to get a position at the UN… Ugh! I might as well get married to a rich Arabian prince!

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Both of Which Are Exceptions Under the Geneva Conventions

Girl: Erin's beating people.
Security guard: You're not really beating people, are you?
Erin: It's my birthday. Besides, it was someone I know.

Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: girl in the front row

It's on My Google Calendar!

Girl #1: Ew! Are you gonna ask her tonight? You gonna ask her?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Why she has a huge fucking bush!
Girl #2: Oh, for sure!

McGill University
Montreal
Canadia

Um, a Baby.

Chick: I’ve always wanted one of those! … What is it?

Great Glebe Garage Sale
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: grasshopper

From the Trailer for Revenge of the Dairy Fairy

Punk walking down dairy aisle: Dude, don’t say that here…
Friend: What? Am I gonna offend the cheese?

Safeway
Winnipeg
Canadia

Overheard by: Roosebeck

Well, Everyone Knows That

Jock: Diversity is an old, old wooden ship.

Wilfrid Laurier University
Waterloo, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Ship’s Captain

Why She Shops at The Gap.

Chickie #1: You have a hole in your jeans.
Chickie #2: I love my hole!

Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: The Old Man

Wait 'Til They Do “The Thong Song” in Middle English

Girls, singing: My milkshake bringeth the lads in the square, prithee, 'tis better than yours, 'tis better than yours, I could teach thee, but I'd levy a fee.

4 Bus
Victoria
Canadia

Overheard by: Fair maiden Juliet

Ad: Feels So Wrong, but Tastes So Right

Chick: I’ll have a kiddie sized Death by Chocolate.
Slacker worker to cone scooper: One kiddie death.

Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: steve

…Which Is a Great Lead-In to My Lecture on Gonorrhea

Blonde girl: I hate horror movies, because then I get scared that those things are going to happen, cause they really do happen.
Teacher: You can't live your life like that! Those things are really rare! Like, I've been in all sorts of sketchy situations, and I'm still here.
Guy: You're just too sheltered.
Teacher: Like, when I was in Rwanda, this guy was giving us a ride and he was like “do you want to stay overnight at my house?” and we were like “okay,” and I immediately regretted that one…

Toronto
Canadia

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