Guy #1: You don’t play rep basketball!
Guy #2: Yes, I do!
Guy #1: Okay, then why didn’t I see you play?
Guy #2: I can’t — I pulled my Achilles tentacle!
Phys Ed class, All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
Guy #1: You don’t play rep basketball!
Guy #2: Yes, I do!
Guy #1: Okay, then why didn’t I see you play?
Guy #2: I can’t — I pulled my Achilles tentacle!
Phys Ed class, All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
Hobo to cardboard box that fell out of his cart: I hate you with a passion! A very strong passion! And a very strong hate…
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Lindsay
Loud girl: Why would she have sex with a head injury?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/16/clearly-to-induce-orgasmic-seizures/
Guy #1: Oh, sorry, man. I forgot to tell you about it… If you were on Facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy #2, pissed: … I live two doors down from you!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/
Chick #1: What’s your favorite color?
Chick #2: Blue. What about you?
Chick #1: Well, I like the rainbow. And I know that fur’s not a color, but I really like fur.
Starbucks
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: flossy.
Native girl #1: Fuck you.
Native girl #2, annoyed: You piss me off to my titties.
Winnipeg
Canadia
Overheard by: pissed off
White dreadlocked hippie: … And I was totally like, [punches fist into air] ‘Thank you, Grandfather Salmon! That was awesome!’
St. Lawrence Market
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Rollerblading guy #1: … And that’s when I’ll finally know that I’m successful… When I’m sitting on my throne of skulls.
Rollerblading guy #2: Uhhh… Sure, man.
Church and Shuter Streets
Toronto
Canadia
Sad girl: My mom totally jacked my vibrator.
Friend: That sucks! I can lend you mine, if you want.
Queen’s University
Canadia
Man, giggling: Hey, guys…
Friend: For the last time, Jeff, if it’s about the Hamburglar, we don’t want to hear it.
Galaxy Cinema
Nanaimo, British Columbia
Canadia
