Chick to friend: Man, you’ve gotta get laid. I need to live vicariously through someone’s vagina.
Village Inn
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Tabs
Chick to friend: Man, you’ve gotta get laid. I need to live vicariously through someone’s vagina.
Village Inn
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Tabs
Private school girl: Did I tell you what Jane* asked me?
Best friend: No.
Private school girl: She was all like, ‘Did you hook up with a homeless guy?’ and I was all like, ‘No, of course not! Never say that again!’
Best friend, laughing hard: I can’t believe you did that!
Private school girl: What, hooked up with a homeless guy? It’s not a big deal.
Haight Street
San Francisco, California
Girl, about guy she had over the previous night: It freaked me out. I told him he had to do a double flush, a courtesy flush, and light a match, or he wasn’t allowed back.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/
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Hungover chick: It was the first time I ever gave a blow job…on a tractor.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Shotboy
Girl: Shit! I’ve been out of commission for, like, one week and there’s already three new gay words!
Casa dos Artistas Fashion Show
São Paulo
Brazil
Chick #1: Oh my god, Latonya! You should’ve written down ‘Bubbles’!
Chick #2: Bubbles?
Latonya: Yeah, that’s my gangster name. I know it’s not tough, but I still like it!
All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: male student reluctantly forced into a group
Chick: … So then I started exfoliating my nipples every morning…
London
England
Overheard by: gin
Girl #1: Do I look okay?
Girl #2: Yeah, you look cute.
Girl #1: Cute like you want to sleep with me?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/12/pushing-it/
Chick on cell: Yeah, mom, listen: I'm trying to buy some weed. Yeah, I'll call you back if I get any. Okay, love you too. Bye.
Downtown Crossing
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Adrienne
