Can’t Talk. Biting Shoulder.

Spastic girl: Why does everyone keep biting my left shoulder?!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Deb

Posted on April 30, 2018
Chicks, Questions, Washington

But He Gave Me an A on the Midterm, So I Looked the Other Way

Chick: … And he was so dorky that he, like, mistook my ass for my vagina and he started fingering it, and I was like, ‘Oh, he’s a pro,’ but then I realized and was like, ‘… Oh…’

http://overheardatyale.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on April 29, 2018
Backdoor, Chicks, Gossip, Overheard at Yale

Bet She’s Barrels of Fun in Bed

Girl #1: Come on! Let’s go!
Girl #2, drinking her milkshake: Could you just be quiet for a minute? I’m kinda in the middle of an orgasm!

Fast food joint
Fairfax, California

Overheard by: slovett

Posted on April 7, 2018
California, Chicks, Food, Orgasm

And Flossing Doesn’t Seem to Have Helped

Chick #1: I have toothpaste on my crotch.
Chick #2: Uh… What?
Chick #1: I was brushing my teeth this afternoon and I got excited.

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/04/was-it-electric-toothbrush.html

Overheard by: natalie

Posted on March 3, 2018
Chicks, Gossip, Overheard at Western

Are These Not the Hottest Slippers Ever?

Girl: I’m like Mister Rogers — I change my style twice a day.

Farragut North Metro
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/hi-neighbor.html

Posted on February 27, 2018
Chicks, Eavesdrop DC, Fashion, Washington, DC

You Should See Him Pick His Teeth

Blonde in jacket: I know this guy that totally disemboweled a bomb using only a toothpick.
Demeaning guy friend: “Disemboweled”?
Blonde in jacket: With nothing but a toothpick! Isn't that incredible?

Denny's
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Gabe