Bet She’s Barrels of Fun in Bed

Girl #1: Come on! Let’s go!
Girl #2, drinking her milkshake: Could you just be quiet for a minute? I’m kinda in the middle of an orgasm!

Fast food joint
Fairfax, California

Overheard by: slovett

Posted on April 7, 2018
California, Chicks, Food, Orgasm

And Flossing Doesn’t Seem to Have Helped

Chick #1: I have toothpaste on my crotch.
Chick #2: Uh… What?
Chick #1: I was brushing my teeth this afternoon and I got excited.

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/04/was-it-electric-toothbrush.html

Overheard by: natalie

Posted on March 3, 2018
Chicks, Gossip, Overheard at Western

Are These Not the Hottest Slippers Ever?

Girl: I’m like Mister Rogers — I change my style twice a day.

Farragut North Metro
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/hi-neighbor.html

Posted on February 27, 2018
Chicks, Eavesdrop DC, Fashion, Washington, DC

You Should See Him Pick His Teeth

Blonde in jacket: I know this guy that totally disemboweled a bomb using only a toothpick.
Demeaning guy friend: “Disemboweled”?
Blonde in jacket: With nothing but a toothpick! Isn't that incredible?

Denny's
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Gabe

Posted on February 25, 2018
Chicks, Default, Friends, Guys, Missouri, Stupidity, Words

And We’ve Got Both on Our Scavenger Hunt List

Girl: So, it’s like this — a slut is a girl who says, ‘Look at my boobies,’ but a whore is a girl who says, ‘Touch my boobies.’
Friends: [Silence.]

Eleanor Roosevelt High School
Corona, California

Overheard by: trying to watch a performance

Posted on February 3, 2018
California, Chicks, Education, Words

Why Many People Start Fires.

Tourist chick, looking at rescuer on poster: Wow, if I knew I'd be rescued b a guy as hot as that, I would just jump.

Grand Canyon West Rim
Arizona

Overheard by: Long way down

Posted on January 24, 2018
Arizona, Beauty, Chicks, Stupidity, Tourists

Voters Are Evenly Split on My Ovaries

Girl to friend: But yeah, my uterus sucks. I wish I just had a vagina and it ended there. But I do love my pancreas!

University of Arizona

Posted on January 10, 2018
Arizona, Chicks, Maladies, Sexuality, Uterus, Vagina

But Ice Cream Is Medicinal

Girl #1: Really? How did that make you feel?
Girl #2: Fat and guilty.

Student Center, Colorado State University
Fort Collins, Colorado

Posted on December 22, 2017
Chicks, Colorado, Diet & weight

Pickings Seem to Be Slim in Iowa

College girl #1: So I met up with Jeremy last night.
College girl #2: Ah, the one with the small penis. Wait… No, Adam has the small dick. Jeremy’s the bad kisser, right?
College girl #1: To be fair, they’re both bad kissers. But yeah, Adam’s the one with the small dick.

Coffee shop
Iowa City, Iowa

Posted on October 13, 2017
Bars & Clubs, Bimbettes, Chicks, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Gossip, Iowa, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Penis, Sexuality, Students

I’m Gonna Pull-Start Him Like a Lawnmower

Hot Asian chick #1: The passion party was so fun — you guys should’ve gone.
Hot Asian chick #2: Oh my god! I wish I would’ve known about it. Did they have the Jack Rabbit?
Hot Asian chick #3: Yeah — and, like, oils and stuff?
Hot Asian chick #2: Forget that! Did they have anal beads?! [Sighs and glances over at her boyfriend] Our sex life has really gotten boring…

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: looking for the cameras

Posted on August 24, 2017
Chicks, Texas, Toys

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