If I Want to Stop Attracting Hippies

Roller derby girl: … And it occurs to me that I’m 23 years old — I should probably shave my underarms.

Lucky 7’s
Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Adam Nathan

Posted on October 21, 2018
Chicks, New Jersey, Shaving

I Had a Roommate Who Bleached the Bathroom Three Times a Week. True Story

Chick on cell phone: My roommate was rolling a lint roller all over her head for like ten minutes and finally I was like: “What the fuck are you doing? You’re gonna pull all your hair out!” … Haha yeah… She threatened to kill me if I asked her anymore questions… She probably watches me sleep.

UB Bus
Buffalo, New York

Posted on October 18, 2018
Advice, Bus, Character, Chicks, Education, Fears, Hair, Murder, New York, On the phone, Sorority types, Threats, Weirdness

Could You Be More Specific?

Girl: Is there anything on my ass? You’re a girl. You look and see and tell me. Oh my god, is there anything on my ass?!

San Francisco, California

Posted on August 18, 2018
Ass, Chicks, San Francisco

Raise Your Hand If You’d Like More Information

Chick: Apparently, I spout cooter.

El Cajon, California

Overheard by: RizzleBizzle

Posted on August 15, 2018
California, Chicks, Gossip

In Recent Years, Mr. Rove’s Tastes Had Changed

Bra-less woman in tight pink polo shirt, to boyfriend: I asked Carl what his new girlfriend looked like, and he didn’t even hesitate — he just said, ‘Shrek’!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/07/green-around-gills.html

Overheard by: stephanie

Posted on August 5, 2018
Beauty, Chicks, Overheard in PDX

As Long As You Don’t Ew My Goo

Chick #1, about grape Vitamin Water: Ewww! You’re actually going to drink pink water?
Chick #2: Hey, man, don’t yuck my yum!

Beat Book Store
Boulder, Colorado

Overheard by: tell it like it is

Posted on August 4, 2018
Chicks, Colorado, Etiquette

Presenting the Sovereign Cure for Moral Uplift

Chick: Well, as I was writing this massive document I kept thinking about that thing about how you eat an elephant…
Dude: How?
Chick: One bite at a time.
Dude: Ahhh. You know how you bury a giraffe?
Chick: No, how?
Dude: You cut it up with a chainsaw.
Chick: [Silence.]Dude: I saw pictures from the zoo when they had to cut one up.
Chick: They took pictures?!
Dude: Yeah… I’m not sure why.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/overheard-short-play.html

Overheard by: mk

Posted on July 15, 2018
Animals, Chicks, Gossip, Overheard Lines

Stalking Tip: A Smart Pocket Dress Can Hide Your Huge Man Hands

Chick #1: So, I have to quit my job because a transvestite is stalking me.
Chick #2: Are they hitting on you?
Chick #1: Nope, just stalking.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/time_to_step_it_up.html

Overheard by: a classmate

Posted on June 1, 2018
Chicks, Gripes, Overheard in Minneapolis

Can’t Talk. Biting Shoulder.

Spastic girl: Why does everyone keep biting my left shoulder?!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Deb

Posted on April 30, 2018
Chicks, Questions, Washington

But He Gave Me an A on the Midterm, So I Looked the Other Way

Chick: … And he was so dorky that he, like, mistook my ass for my vagina and he started fingering it, and I was like, ‘Oh, he’s a pro,’ but then I realized and was like, ‘… Oh…’

http://overheardatyale.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on April 29, 2018
Backdoor, Chicks, Gossip, Overheard at Yale

Chicks