More Likely He’d Giggle and Start Talking about Threesomes

Girl #1: So, does your boyfriend know you’re bi?
Girl #2: What? No way! If he found out, he would fry me!
Girl #1: Fry you?
Girl #2: Yes! He would fry me! With a Jesus stick!

Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California

Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl

Posted on November 5, 2015
California, Chicks, Violence

Sleepy’s Always Been the Most Mysterious of the Dwarves

Girl #1: So… He’s gay?
Girl #2: Well, I’m not sure if he’s gay so much as he just, like, sleeps with anything that moves.

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on November 4, 2015
Alabama, Chicks, Sexuality

Geez, You Better

Girl to friends: Did he use a condom? No, never mind, you don’t use a condom when you’re fucking grapefruit.

Montreal
Canadia

Posted on October 29, 2015
Canadia, Chicks, Condoms, Fruit

I Sang “Auld Land Syne”

Girl to boy: What did you say when your balls dropped? ‘Well, that’s different!’

40th and Sansom Streets
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Emily

Posted on October 17, 2015
Chicks, Gossip, Pennsylvania

And That Had Velcro Closures

Mom: Did you see how that girl was pulling that young man across the street? Maybe he was blind.
Daughter: I saw how she was dressed — he wasn’t blind. If he was blind she wouldn’t be dressing so slutty. If I dated a blind guy I would wear clothes that were soft.

Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on September 5, 2015
Chicks, Clothing, Kentucky

Unless You Like ‘Em Cold and Unresisting

Loud chick: You don’t kill someone you are trying to have sex with.

Movie theater
Australia

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on September 1, 2015
Australia, Chicks, Philosophy

…And Clear High Heels

College girl #1: I washed this shirt and it got, like, bigger!
College girl #2: Well, at least you can wear it with tights now.
College girl #1: I know, but I don't want to look like a slut.
College girl #2: I feel like I look less slutty when I wear my sunglasses.

Boulder, Colorado