College girl #1: I washed this shirt and it got, like, bigger!
College girl #2: Well, at least you can wear it with tights now.
College girl #1: I know, but I don't want to look like a slut.
College girl #2: I feel like I look less slutty when I wear my sunglasses.
Boulder, Colorado
Loud girl in outdoor bar: My vagina’s not working tonight.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/she-must-be-in-good-union.html
Overheard by: katie
Freshman girl #1: I met a boy in a kilt on Friday. I wish I would have had sex with him.
Freshman girl #2: Yeah, kilts are hot.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html
Overheard by: sorostitute
Hot burner chick: Our bar was busy until the fat naked guy showed up and scared everyone off!
Fat naked guy: I'm wearing Uggs!
Burning Man
Nevada
Overheard by: Eavesdropper
Chick #1: Well, Michelle got pissed because he touched her boob.
Chick #2: Normally I’d take her side, but Michelle is just so… gropable!
Queen’s University at Kingston
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: I’ll never teee-eeell!
Girl #1, in lunch line: What’s wrong with him?
Girl #2: I mean, he seems like a really nice guy… And I’m not into nice guys.
Yale University
New Haven, Connecticut
Dude: That guy totally has a gun.
Chick (offended): Just because he has sunglasses doesn't mean he has a gun!
High School
Englewood, Colorado
Woman: My life is surreal. His life is about anger and priorities.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/married-to-mob.html
Overheard by: rich
Ultra-skinny hipster chick: I've been eating the same quiche for weeks.
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: Koch
Chick #1: … And then when you woke up you were naked in Las Vegas?
Chick #2: Exactly.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
