Sophomore girl: Yeah, I had Mr. Jacobs* last year, and he had a retarded accent. He said, ‘I am from Wales,’ and I said, ‘Hehe, screw you!’
All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
Sophomore girl: Yeah, I had Mr. Jacobs* last year, and he had a retarded accent. He said, ‘I am from Wales,’ and I said, ‘Hehe, screw you!’
All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
Yale girl: Last night when I was getting ready to go to bed I was putting pajamas on and there was half a quesadilla in my bra.
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Chick to friend, pointing at a building: That’s where I killed my baby!
Minneapolis, Minnesota
20-something hipster chick: I cried throughout the whole movie. Seriously, I was bawling! Richard Nixon was such a sad man.
Tick Tock Diner
Passiac, New Jersey
Overheard by: JoBell
Girl #1: So, does your boyfriend know you’re bi?
Girl #2: What? No way! If he found out, he would fry me!
Girl #1: Fry you?
Girl #2: Yes! He would fry me! With a Jesus stick!
Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California
Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl
Girl #1: So… He’s gay?
Girl #2: Well, I’m not sure if he’s gay so much as he just, like, sleeps with anything that moves.
Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama
Girl to friends: Did he use a condom? No, never mind, you don’t use a condom when you’re fucking grapefruit.
Montreal
Canadia
Girl to boy: What did you say when your balls dropped? ‘Well, that’s different!’
40th and Sansom Streets
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Emily
Mom: Did you see how that girl was pulling that young man across the street? Maybe he was blind.
Daughter: I saw how she was dressed — he wasn’t blind. If he was blind she wouldn’t be dressing so slutty. If I dated a blind guy I would wear clothes that were soft.
Louisville, Kentucky
Loud chick: You don’t kill someone you are trying to have sex with.
Movie theater
Australia
Overheard by: Jessica
