College Exists to Prolong Adolescence

Female Brown student #1: That lab class is so stupid.
Female Brown student #2: Yeah. Harry Potter had the best labs.
Female Brown student #1, sighing: I wish this was Hogwarts.

Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Sadie

Posted on January 28, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Pop culture, Rhode Island, Students

What's a Clitoris?

Woman #1: Have you ever looked at your hymen?
Woman #2: No, and neither have you, because you're no longer a virgin.
Woman #1: Yes, I have! It's that little flap of skin at the top.
Woman #2: That's your clitoris, and you're an idiot.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on January 27, 2010
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Stupidity, Vagina, Virginity, Women

We'd Be Doing Bad Things, Too, If We Didn't Have Our Own Continent

Girl, seeing Palestine poster: Who do you go for?
Guy: What?
Girl: You know, between Israel and um, Pakistan.
Guy: You mean Palestine?
Girl: Whatever. Which one is doing the bad stuff?
Guy: They both are…
Girl: Yeah, I can never decide.

Sydney University
Australia

Overheard by: Don't hurt yourself, honey.

Posted on January 27, 2010
Australia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Girls, Guys, Politics, Stupidity

A Window Into Their Relationship

Loud girl to boy: Sorry, I didn't listen… You know, I just stared out of the window and for a second thought, “wait a minute, I know that person”–only to realize it was my reflection! Does that happen to you sometimes?

Hamburg
Germany

Overheard by: Staring at my own reflection in disbelief