Don’t Crazy Canadians Just Become U.S. Citizens?

Hipster chick: Did I ever tell you about my childhood Princess Leia obsession?
Hipster dude: No, you never told me about a Princess Leia thing. Oh, wait, maybe you did. Did it involve pastries on your head to simulate hair buns?
Hipster chick: No, that must have been another girlfriend.
Hipster dude: No! Or maybe the pastry buns was me. I repress so many memories.
Hipster chick: Probably smart.
Hipster dude: It’s working okay so far.
Hipster chick: Yeah. You barely need therapy.

15th Avenue SW
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Posted on November 11, 2025
Canadia, Compliments, Couples, Default, Hipsters, Memory lane, TV shows

I Just Need It to Happen before He Finds Jesus

Chick on cell: Well, they had their flaws, but you know what I mean… I was thinking about Mike last night. Oh, how I would like to get back with him now that I’m kind of looking for a relationship and he’s not on speed anymore…

Oklahoma

Posted on October 25, 2025
Chicks, Compliments, Default, Drugs, Oklahoma, On the phone, Relationships, Wishes

Oh, Fuck It — His Body Was the Only Good Thing about Him

Girl on phone: I mean, his body was the best thing about him… Wait, that’s mean. I meant, physically his body was the best thing about him.

Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 24, 2025
Canadia, Compliments, Default, Girls, On the phone, Sex

Portrait of a Man Who’s Had a Close Call

Man to date: You know what, I like you so much I’d get HIV tested for you.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Kara

Posted on October 16, 2025
Compliments, Default, Guys, Illinois, STDs

The Preschool Quality Control Spies Are at It Again

Three-year-old: You’re funny!
Teacher #1: You’re funny.
Three-year-old: No, you’re funny.
Teacher #1: No, you’re funny.
Three-year-old: You’re hot.
Teacher #1: [Stunned silence.]Teacher #2: I’m not even touching that one.

Rochester, New York

Posted on September 18, 2025
Compliments, Kids, New York, Teachers

The Adult Version of “Got Your Nose”

Hot guy to hot girlfriend: I really liked it when you humped my face today… I think my nose even disappeared for a few seconds.

Whataburger
Plano, Texas

Overheard by: C.D.

Posted on September 10, 2025
Body parts, Compliments, Couples, Licking, Texas

Um, Which Other Parts Would It Be Okay to Comment On?

Guy to girl dancing on street corner: Shake that ass, girl!
Girl: Thank you!
Guy: Sorry, I’m being an asshole.
Girl: It’s okay — I got the goods!

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on April 3, 2025
Ass, Compliments, Illinois, Strangers

Masks the Vomit Nicely

Girl: The combination of your cologne and cigarette smoke is really sexy.
Guy: What about the whiskey on my breath?

State Street
Madison, Wisconsin

Posted on March 12, 2025
Chicks, Compliments, Wisconsin

Which Is to Say, Not at All

Dude: So, what’s your major?
Chick: English.
Dude: Really? Wow, you’re really fuckable for an English major.
Chick: Uh, thanks…

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html

Overheard by: lola

Posted on October 16, 2024
Compliments, Overheard at Cornell, Students

Every Blonde’s Dream

Hobo: Wow, you look just like Billy Idol!
Blonde: Um, thanks.
Hobo: No, really. You look good, girl. Wanna share some of my wine?
Blonde: Um, no thanks. I’m good.

San Diego, California

Posted on September 15, 2023
California, Compliments, Hobos

Compliments