Four-year-old girl, pointing stern finger at drawing of a pink unicorn: I command you to dance!
Bakersfield, California
Overheard by: Mella
Four-year-old girl, pointing stern finger at drawing of a pink unicorn: I command you to dance!
Bakersfield, California
Overheard by: Mella
Drunk girl, holding balloon that says "#30" on it, staggering out of pub, turning to mid #30s unshaven guy in horrible flowery shirt: Where's stu the rapist then?
Crime against the eyes shirt guy: He's not out tonight.
Drunk girl: Aw… Shame, I like him. He's not been the same since going to court has he?
Leamington Spa, England
Overheard by: Bleep
Drunk girl screaming: No one here cares about any of the issues. None of you are from here. That just makes me sick, none of you are fucking from here.
Bus driver over PA: Sweetie, unless your name is Pocahontas, you're not from here either.
NJ Transit Bus
6th grade student: Miss Smith, I've decided that I'm gonna to end my reign of terror.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Daughter, about candy: Impulse buy?
Mother: More like feeding my angry soul.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Molly
Teen boy: Disneyland is the MILF capital of the world!
Vacaville, California
(strange loud sound comes from the plane)
Calm but confused flight attendant: That's weird, I've never heard that before.
Freaked out passenger: Um, excuse me? What?!
Flight to Cancun, Mexico
Bro #1: Dude, now that you're here…
Bro #2: We can start making some fucking memories!
Michigan State University
Freshman, loudly walking through dorm lobby: It wasn't an STD! …just, like, a germ-filled cesspool…
CSU
Fort Collins, Colorado
Loud woman on phone: I was at the funeral on Wednesday and Melvin was sitting in the pew behind me. Halfway through the ceremony he leans forward and goes: “We're at the wrong funeral!” So we had to get up and find the right one. When we got there, the hill was so steep the hearse couldn't get up the hill! It was awful!
Train
Aberdeen
Scotland
