Hipster chick #1: Yeah, we did opium last night.
Hipster chick #2: How was that?
Hipster chick #1: I vomited until my ears popped.
Hipster chick #2: Awesome!
Blue Line
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Eve
Hipster chick #1: Yeah, we did opium last night.
Hipster chick #2: How was that?
Hipster chick #1: I vomited until my ears popped.
Hipster chick #2: Awesome!
Blue Line
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Eve
Large redneck man behind group of sari-wearing Indian tourists at Epcot: Goddamn Mexicans everywhere! Even at Disney World!
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Jessica
Girl #1: So, if your boyfriend kisses another guy, is that counted as cheating?
Girl #2: Uhhh… What?
New Zealand
Very gay man: I need to sit like a man…wait, how do I do that?
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/06/you-didnt-get-manual-during-initiation.html
Overheard by: almost a lawyer.
Pigtailed four-year-old girl to couple behind at checkout: Do you know me? Do you?
Tired mother: Hush, honey. They don't know you.
Pigtailed four-year-old girl: Well, they should! Know me! Don't forget me.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/393659778/we-all-know-you-now.html
Overheard by: that girl is going to be famous
Girl #1 on phone to girlfriend: Wait, you've picked up a German millionaire?!
Girl #2 standing beside her: Tell her to steal things!
Beijing
China
Overheard by: lg
Southern accent girl: I was getting ready and I grabbed your blush by accident instead of mine.
Brooklyn accent girl: So that's why you look like a whore.
Golden Nugget
Las Vegas, Nevada
White girl to white guy: Oh, I get it. So a baller pops his collar.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Emmitt
50-something clipboard guy: Excuse me miss, do you have just a couple minutes for campus international?
Girl: Sorry, I don't believe in other countries.
University of Minnesota
Overheard by: Cornielius
20-something girl #1: I can so control when he gets off now.
20-something girl #2: How?
20-something girl #1: I just bend over and tell him that my ass is jealous.
20-something girl #2: Oh my god!
Sushi Bar
Tempe, Arizona
