And Also Like All the Men in Troy

Girl #1: I used to shave my armpits before I even had hair, just to feel like a woman. You know?
Girl #2: (nods)

Guelph
Canadia

Posted on January 7, 2020
Body parts, Canadia, Gender issues, Girls, Hair, Shaving

And I Need Lipstick for Medicinal Purposes

College girl, handing heavy basket to boyfriend: I’m all for feminism, but I don’t like carrying heavy things.

Target
Towson, Maryland

Overheard by: Kay-ren

Posted on November 12, 2019
Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Girls, Maryland, Offers and requests, Philosophy, Sorority types, Stores

And Priests Aren't Interested in Me

Sexy blonde: So I was on cross-dresser's wife yesterday.
Okay-looking blonde: What? Where?
Sexy blonde: Cross-dressers wife. Anyway, I was looking for hot cross-dressers to…you know,to…
Okay-looking blonde: I'm not sure I wanna hear the rest, but now I'm morbidly curious. And?
Sexy blonde: I couldn't find any cross-dressers! It was, like, nothing but girls talking about cross-dressing and cross-dressers!
Okay-looking blonde: So? What's wrong with that?
Sexy blonde: A girl's got needs. I can't just get started without cross-dressers. I should sue.

Kansas City, Kansas

Posted on October 28, 2019
Default, Gender issues, Girls, Kansas, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

Good Thing You Issued That Disclaimer, Bob

Middle aged shop owner, as female vocalist sings pop song on the radio: I ain't no queer or nothing, but the first time I heard this song, I thought it was pretty as hell.

Waco, Texas

Posted on August 18, 2019
Bosses, Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Music, Texas

What About “Sunday, Bloody Sunday”?

College girl, while listening to Hang Me Out To Dry: Dude, I just pictured my tampon singing this song!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/289732219/taking-recycling-too-far.html

Overheard by: a. Lil

Posted on August 15, 2019
Default, Gender issues, Overheard in Minneapolis, Singing, Sorority types, Weirdness

Your Editors Googled “Lesbian Triplets” and Got Distracted by Porn

College girl #1: So it turned out that he was one of the lesbian triplets!
College girl #2: No way!
College girl #1: Yeah, the tranny!
College girl #2: Owen? I love Owen! I knew him when he still identified as a girl!
College girl #1: Yeah, and it turned out the midget was trans too.

Hampshire College
Amherst, Massachusetts