Gender issues

Girl to friend, walking from their car: Jesus, Amber, nobody thinks you have a penis.

Nashville, Tennessee

Man to bundled up girl who sat down ten minutes before: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're a lady? I mean, when you sat down, I totally thought you were a man. I can see you're a lady now, but I could've sworn…
Girl: Uhmmm… Yeah, thanks.

Overheard by: Ian

20-something crying girl: You. Don't. Get. It. I bleed Victoria's Secret.

Duff's Wings
Buffalo, New York

Girl #1: My tampon just fell out when I ran across the street. Great…how's it gonna be when I have a baby?
Girl #2: What? Tampons and babies go in the same place?
Girl #3: Yeah, the garbage disposal.
Girls #1 and #2: What?
Girl #3: I meant the dumpster.

Portland, Oregon

Girl to guy: Do you really not know what a vagina sounds like?

Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Sean Mc

Guy: It’s like playing hopscotch with your shirt off and the little kids are like: “Mommy, look at his boobies!” and I’m like: “Yeah. Look at my boobies.”

Overheard by: well that’s neat

Homophobos, One Of Mars' Moons, Duh

Girl #1: I'm a carrier for hemophilia.
Girl #2: You're homophobic? That's fucked up!
Girl #1: What the fuck are you talking about?

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: Spencer and Kevin

Flat-chested girl (grabbing box of energy bars): Here, get some of these for tomorrow.
Guy: I don't know. Um… it says here that they're for girls.
Flat-chested girl: Yeah, let's get them.
Guy: But… Huh, well, haha, they're not going to make me grow tits, are they?
Flat-chested girl, staring: Hasn't worked for me.
Guy (putting box in carriage): Hm-mmm.

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Ghetto chick screaming at other: Do you deserve your ovaries? I parked your car for you, bitch!

Porter Square
Somerville, Massachusetts

Overheard by: well, do you?

Professor, discussing an 18th century painting: Now, it is important to remember that at this time women did not wear panties. This is a beaver shot par excellence!

San José State University