Girl: But, I mean, he was in my lower intestine. I just can’t get past that.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/weekend-roundup.html
Overheard by: benji
Girl: But, I mean, he was in my lower intestine. I just can’t get past that.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/weekend-roundup.html
Overheard by: benji
Conductor over PA after train starts and stops a few times: There are six different kinds of metro cars, all manufactured in different places and different times. This particular train is comprised of three of those kinds. The transit authority says they all work fine together. I’ll let you decide that for yourselves…
Blue Line
Washington, DC
Chick: Are you sure you’re a photographer? Your hands are so soft!
Dude: That’s not my photography hand.
Taber’s Restaurant
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Flying Pig
Old lady: Nah, he stopped drinking. Now he’s just high on the ecstasy… and a little bit of crack.
57 bus
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/next-stoptobacco.html
Overheard by: pretend I didn’t really hear that
Dude on cell: Well, I’m either gonna go see the hypnotist or masturbate.
James Madison University
Harrisonburg, Virginia
Overheard by: asm
Young guy: Dude, some guy dropped his baby on my foot earlier.
Illinois
Overheard by: munder
Kid: I am the Antichrist.
Teacher: Your parents must be proud.
Kid: No! They’re pissed!
Brimmer and May School
Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts
Professor: This clip is from a documentary about women’s professional wrestling in Japan, which is pretty much the–
Football jock, interrupting: –Coolest thing ever!
Kaufman Hall, UCLA
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Not an athlete
Chick: … And then the party, like, totally got out of control — they wanted to put firecrackers in the snake tank! And then my dad kicked everyone out. He didn’t actually say anything, he just draped the snake over his shoulders and walked around looking at people with, like, six feet of snake on him.
Friend: Is this one of those stories about how your dad is a bad influence?
Montreal, Quebec
Canadia
Queer #1: I saw this guy here yesterday who looked super familiar, and I couldn’t remember from where…
Queer #2: Oh, yeah?
Queer #1: Well, finally I just gave up and walked over there and said, ‘Hey, you look familiar. Didn’t we have sex before?’
Queer #2: Oh, yeah?
Queer #1: He didn’t answer, but I’m totally right about it. I think he was with his girlfriend or something, too, so maybe that’s why.
Abbey Coffeehouse
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: can i use that as a pickup line?
