Woman: I can’t believe my friend pterodactyled me yesterday.
Stumptown Coffee House
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/02/jurassic-position.html
Overheard by: jose
Woman: I can’t believe my friend pterodactyled me yesterday.
Stumptown Coffee House
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/02/jurassic-position.html
Overheard by: jose
Girl: So, felching is when I rim you, right?
Guy: Something like that.
Girl: Is it like a frumpie? I think I’m more comfortable getting fucked in the ass by a girl than a guy. I mean, it’s like the oral thing — I’d rather lick a pussy while you fuck me than suck a dick.
Guy: Alright.
Girl: I can’t believe your neighbor knocked on your door to shut us up! That was too funny.
Guy: She’s British. She doesn’t really understand rough sex, just tea and finding her husband in her thongs.
Hop’s Grill and Bar
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: just trying to eat dinner without hearing the word ‘frumpie’
Dude to another: Remember that gang bang we had last night?
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/01/remember.html#links
Chick: So, first of all, I’m allergic to mango skin. So sticking one up my vagina just wouldn’t work.
http://greenoverheard.blogspot.com/2006/08/experimentation-gone-bad.html
Overheard by:
Blue collar guy on lunch break: Does she use a strap-on or does she have something that pops out like a turtle head?
Northwestern Law School
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: What a Horrible Visual
Teen girl: But let's face it: if you walk in to a porn shop handcuffed, people are going to assume that you had something to do with it.
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: nyssa
Hot brunette to guy friend: I just really want to get it, you know, so I can fuck it in its ear.
Guy: Ugh, me too!
Liberty State Park, New Jersey
Overheard by: Julia
Girl to boy: Yeah, well, I watched Hentai once. I think Japanese people have mammal fetishes because all the girls had four ears, and there seemed to be furry rodents latched onto their vulvae.
Hammondsport, New York
Guy in hallway on cell, in Arabic: Next time, tell her it was my riding crop in your bedroom.
Halifax
Canadia
Pretty blonde snuggling with Asian boyfriend: Honey, I'm sorry I was so crazy earlier.
Asian boyfriend: It's okay, sweetie, but I am going to have to punish you when we get home.
Pretty blonde, smiling: A spanking?
Asian boyfriend, kissing her forehead: Whatever you want, sweetie.
Las Vegas, Nevada
