Something Tells Me That Wasn’t Actually Random

Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: So, this is totally random, but if a gay black man has anal sex, do you think he can see if he has shit on his dick when he’s done?
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #2: Uh…
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: How sick would that be? I mean, they’re black. Well, actually, they’re brown. And shit is brown, you know? So how can they tell?
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #2: I would hope they’d notice.
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: Think about it! Walking around with shit on your dick? Nasty.
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #2: Maybe that’s why some black people smell bad.
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: Oh my god! You’re so right. Ew! If I were a gay man, I’d never take it up the ass from a black guy.

530 Church Street
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Caryn

Posted on February 13, 2021
Backdoor, Michigan, Poop, Sorority types

Geography One: Self-Awareness Zero

Professor: The best time to study geography is in the morning after you've done the “walk of shame.” It will help you to keep your mind off of what you've done.” (cracks up) That's good shit.

Geography Classroom
Michigan State

Posted on February 8, 2021
Advice, Class, Default, Education, Geography, Michigan, Teachers

Africans: Wow, They're Fat Monsters and Stupid

Brunette: I wish I could speak those sweet African languages.
Blonde: What sweet African languages?
Brunette: Ya know, the ones where they cluck at each other. Cluck cluck clickity clack cluck.
Blonde: Yeah! I know what you mean. Clack clack cluck cluck click cluck clacky clack. (laughs)
Brunette, laughing: I bet they just make stuff up!
Blonde: Yeah, dude! Clack clack clickity clacky clack clack cluck! AKA, wanna go get some cow…meat?
Brunette, laughing: You're retarded. I don't think anyone in Africa says shit like that.

Michigan

Posted on February 4, 2021
Default, Food, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Stupidity, Wishes, Words

When All Along I Was Thor, God Of Thunder!

Professor: And you thought I was some geeky wanker, going on about agriculture!

Eastern Michigan University

Posted on January 19, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Michigan, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

A Conclusion Every Young Woman Must Reach at Some Point in Her Life

Chick: I have found that half-cousin incest is hot, but only on soaps.

Michigan

Overheard by: Meister E

Posted on January 9, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Michigan, TV shows

…Period.

Girl to friend: All you have to do is say something about menstruation and every man within earshot becomes uncomfortable.

Michigan State University

Posted on December 21, 2020
Etiquette, Girls, Michigan, Relationships, Sexuality

Whatever, Mister Finding Nemo

Artsy queer: You masturbated to the soundtrack of The Nightmare Before Christmas?!

Houghton, Michigan

Overheard by: Midget Goldfish

Posted on November 26, 2020
Default, Masturbation, Michigan, Movies, Music, Queers, Questions, Weirdness

Although Now I’m Seeing Pink Bears Holding Hands and Chanting

Old lady: Do you want to drive?
Old hubby: I guess so. My eyes aren’t quite as blurry as they were.

Cadillac, Michigan

Overheard by: mags

Posted on November 2, 2020
Couples, Health & Hygiene, Michigan

Michigan Girls Make a Bid for the Title

Girl #1 in bathroom stall: My poop looks awesome! It has things in it! Come, look!
Girl #2 (waiting outside stall): No.
Girl #1: Come on!
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Please?
Girl #2: No! I never will.
Girl #1: I just won't flush it and then you'll have to look.
Girl #2: You better flush that shit!

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Posted on September 16, 2020
Default, Girls, Michigan, Offers and requests, Poop, Restroom, Weirdness

An Inflatable Friend

Old guy to friend: He got a new girl who works in the sex industry… and you know his fantasy has always been two women. I told him it'd never happen, but apparently it did. His girl has a friend who was willing to play along…

Holland, Michigan

Posted on August 21, 2020
Friends, Jobs & Careers, Kink, Michigan, Old folks, Relationships