Card: I Fear You’ve Been a Careless Quiff/ Valentine, You’ve Got the Syph!

Excited blonde: Guess what I’m getting myself for a Valentine’s Day present? I’m getting tested for STDs!

Michigan State University
East Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: not surprised

Posted on July 9, 2023
Colleges & Universities, Default, Health & Hygiene, Holidays, Idiots, Michigan, STDs, Students

Never Stops Anybody, Just Makes ’em Feel Bad

Mom to little girl touching display: Honey, don’t do that! [Kid keeps doing it.] I said don’t do that! Do you want to go to Hell?
Little girl, scared: No.
Mom: Then don’t touch that.

Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: the girl behind the register

Posted on April 20, 2023
Kids, Michigan, Moms, Threats

According to My Report Card.

Little boy to teacher: I am the ultimate unicorn!

Michigan

Posted on March 17, 2023
Animals, Default, Guys, Kids, Michigan, Weirdness

It Was Lots Of Fun 'til the Police Arrived

Little boy: How 'bout you get naked, and I get naked, and then we give naked hugs!

St. Joseph, Michigan

Posted on March 15, 2023
Glad the condom broke, Kids, Michigan, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Sex, Weirdness

So Being Gay Might Be the Only Cool Thing He Has Going for Him

30-something gay man to friend: I don't know if he is gay or not, but he worked at Starbucks and he had a lisp.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Peter Piper

Posted on February 19, 2023
Gays, Gossip, Jobs & Careers, Michigan, Sexuality

I Poop in Little Rock, Arkansas.

Tough guy at urinal: So you live around here?
Tough guy at different urinal: Nope, just pee here.

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Overheard by: Cameron

Posted on January 27, 2023
Guys, Michigan, Pee, Questions, Sex

Turns Out Hell Is Nicer Than Michigan

Bimbette on cell: I thought I’d died, and then gone to, like, not heaven.

University of Michigan
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on January 26, 2023
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Fears, Michigan, On the phone, Religion

The 1990’s Called…

Philosophy professor, proving his argument: Therefore, if I don’t get a little crazy, then I’m never gonna survive.

Michigan State University
Michigan

Overheard by: sjshock

Posted on December 13, 2022
Character, Class, Death & dying, Default, Guys, Mental illnesses, Michigan, Teachers, Threats

And, in Some Remote Regions, There Are People Who Don’t Throw Up after Meals?

Guy #1: You mean, some girls have naturally curly hair? I thought they just got it permed.
Guy #2: You lived in L.A. for too long.

East Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: Enigmae

Posted on October 29, 2022
Guys, Hair, Michigan

But He's a Fantastic Gymnastics Coach.

Girl #1: He stabbed me in the face, but he awright.
Girl #2: (unintelligible)
Girl #1: Yeah! It's like he don't care about my well-being.

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Posted on October 23, 2022
Body parts, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Relationships, Stupidity, Violence