And Everyone Lived Happily Ever After

20-something #1: So I saw the earrings on his nightstand and I took them.
20-something #2: What? You really took them? Why?
20-something #1: Because she took two of his t-shirts when she left the other night, and left her earrings behind so she would have an excuse to see him again! It's like Fatal Attraction!
20-something #2: But you took her earrings, and still spent the night with him after she did! What the hell? (pause) Are those them?
20-something #1: Yeah.
20-something #2: They're cute.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: A Cheek

Posted on January 9, 2009
Beauty, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Movies, Questions

You Promised We'd Watch Action Movies and Fuck Me in the Butt Tonight

Yuppie boyfriend (excitedly): Let's have an Ashton Kutcher movie marathon night!
Yuppie girlfriend (whispering): Honey, we've already talked about this…

Blockbuster
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Pallas

Posted on October 26, 2008
About celebrities, California, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Movies, Stores

I'd See You're Full Of Shit Is What I'd See

Professor: I mean, if you saw Eminem on the street you'd say, “He's white,” but if you see him kickin' ass in 8 Mile, then you'd see he's black.

Haines Hall
UCLA, California

Overheard by: downtown

Posted on October 25, 2008
California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Movies, Music, Race, Teachers

The Training Begins in the Womb

Drunk guy: Excuse me assholes, pregnant woman coming through.
Drunk pregnant wife: I fell down the stairs yesterday, my baby is like one of the warriors from 300.

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: MN

Posted on October 15, 2008
Couples, Default, Drunks, Georgia, Guys, Insults, Movies, Preggers, Pregnancy, Weirdness, Women

Couple More Explosions Would've Done It for Me

Woman in her fifties, walking out of Brideshead Revisited: It was okay.
Husband: Yeah.
Woman: It's no Wall-E, but it was okay.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Evy

Posted on September 22, 2008
Books, Compare and contrast, Default, Hubbies, Illinois, Movies, Women