Not The Lake House Good, But What Is?

15-year-old thug, to thug friends: Hmm… P.S. I Love You. That was actually a pretty good movie.

Promenade de Cathedral
Montreal
Canadia

Overheard by: Reb

Posted on February 16, 2023
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Friends, Movies, Thugs

Ooo, Now Tell Me the Plot Of Unbreakable!

Teenager #1: Wanna rent Untraceable?
Teenager #2: Oh, that's like that movie where they can't trace him.

Vestavia Hills, Alabama

Overheard by: Keith

Posted on January 29, 2023
Alabama, Movies, Stupidity, Teens

It's an Excellent Movie, Excellent Movie

Boy: Have you seen Rainman?
Friend: Nah.
Boy: Ohmigod, I can't believe you haven't seen Rainman! I mean I haven't seen Rainmanbut I can't believe you haven't seen Rainman!

Newcastle-Sydney Train
Australia

Posted on January 14, 2023
Australia, Friends, Guys, Movies, Questions, Stupidity, Train

…While Pretending You're Alan Rickman

Guy, clueless: Wow, I can't believe Snape was evil the whole time!
Girl, exasperated: I can't believe I fuck you every night.

Cinema, after Harry Potter
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Ellen

Posted on December 8, 2022
Girls, Guys, Movies, New York, Sex, Stupidity

In the Sense That It's Propping Up My Coffee Table

DJ: And we'll be giving away a free DVD of diary of a mad black woman!
Drunk shirtless redneck, sincerely: Wooooooo! That's my movie! That's my movie!

Screen on the Green, Centennial Park
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Becca

Posted on October 21, 2022
Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Georgia, Guys, Movies, Race, Rednecks, Weirdness

Is It Too Late to Start Over?

Customer: Do you sell Elastoplast?
Shop lady: What?
Customer: Do you sell Elastoplast?
Shop lady oh, I thought you said something about “the last of the Apaches.”
Customer: That film was called The Last of the Mohicans.
Shop lady: What film?

Glasgow
Scotland

Overheard by: somedaftlassie

Posted on June 26, 2022
Clients, Employees, Movies, Offers and requests, Questions, Scotland, Shopping, Stores, Words

I'm a Man Of Higher Education and Lower Taste

Film studies professor, after screening Eadweard Muybridge, in which animals and naked humans walk together: So what did you all think?
Student #1: I liked the tiger!
Student #2: I thought the way the elephant was filmed was fantastic.
Film studies professor: Yeah…I just like all the naked ladies.

Concordia University
Montreal
Canadia

Overheard by: In a class of 100 and disgusted

Posted on June 25, 2022
Animals, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Movies, Questions, Students, Teachers

Most Girls Fear Being Gaynablers

Young boyfriend, trying to weasel out of seeing Legally Blonde 2: I… I just don't think I'm emotionally ready for the uncut version. Do you think I'm ready? I don't.
Young girlfriend: You should have pulled the “it might make me gay” card.
Friend: I think his way was more gay.
Young girlfriend: Which concerns me…

Scotrun, New York