Oregon

Your Editors Are Still Giggling about “Beaverton”

Little boy holding a dog leash: OK, I’ll be the dog and you be the owner.
Little girl: OK!
Little boy: No, wait, you be the dog and I’ll be the owner.
Little girl: Don’t even *think* about it!

Beaverton, Oregon

Posted on July 22, 2015
Animals, Default, Friends, Kids, Offers and requests, Oregon, Sexuality, Wishes

It Had a Face and the Face Looked at Me

Mom: Did you see his armpit?
Teen daughter: No. (pause) Oh, I saw it!
Mom: See? See?

Portland, Oregon

Posted on July 9, 2015
Body parts, Default, Girls, Moms, Oregon, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

If Nothing Else, Straight Dudes Know How to Potty.

Angry guy: No! We're going to go to the fucking pisser, and then we're going to leave!
(both start towards the bathroom).
Friend: Wait, I don't have to piss, why am I coming with you?
Angry guy: Fuck you, man!
Friend: Seriously, why do you fucking need my help?

Medford, Oregon

Posted on July 3, 2015
Default, Friends, Guys, Offers and requests, Oregon, Pee, Questions, Weirdness

Here, Have Some Incense and Peppermints

Hippie guy: I suggest you stop picking up small animals and fruit skins. It’s not good for you.

Eugene, Oregon

Posted on June 21, 2015
Advice, Animals, Default, Fruit, Guys, Hippies, Oregon

And She Washes and Folds My Spiderman Underwear

Dude: It’s not that I live with my mom, it’s that my mom is my roommate…

Salem, Oregon

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on June 19, 2015
Default, Euphemisms, Fashion, Guys, Oregon, Words

The Itchy & Scratchy Episode That Was Too Raw for The Simpsons

Young woman to small boy, loudly: Get your hands outta your pants, dude! (moments later) I said, scratch it through them!

Bus Stop
Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: across the street

Posted on June 19, 2015
Clothes, Kids, Oregon, Weirdness, Women

Even Hallucinations Need Veterinary Care

Hobo holding up stuffed glove: … And now the mitten is having babies… And the liquid is starting to come out…

Ashland, Oregon

Overheard by: Karrie

Posted on June 17, 2015
Clothing, Hobos, Oregon

Mom Has All the Answers

Girl on phone: Hamster ovaries? Really? I did not know that.

College
Portland, Oregon

Posted on June 6, 2015
Animals, Bimbettes, Body parts, Oregon, Questions

I Assume That Means a General Lack of Randiness

Girl: What about her? She’s cute.
Guy: Yeah… but her boobs are small.
Girl: What’s wrong with small boobs anyway?
Guy: They’re… not… big.

Restaurant, Oregon

Posted on June 4, 2015
Beauty, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Oregon, Questions, Restaurants

A Nice Change from My Standard Rape-Murder Fantasy

Awkward guy to girl: Sometimes I pretend you are my child… And man, are you cute!

Eugene, Oregon

Posted on June 2, 2015
Creepsters, Gossip, Oregon