Questions

It's Called “Sex,” Alyssa.

Girl on cell: What did you do to my widgets last night?

Rhodes University
South Africa

Posted on May 21, 2011
Africa, Girls, Questions, Weirdness, Words

Which He Clearly Doesn't Have.

Girl #1: Jimmy Kimmel has narcolepsy.
Boy: Is that the one where you read from right to left?
Girl #2: No, that's Hebrew.

Loyola University
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Kate

Posted on May 19, 2011
Girls, Illinois, Maladies, Questions, Stupidity, Words

Mary Magdalen and Jesus Had This Misunderstanding All the Time

Guy to friend: So, when you shouted “god!” you really meant “whore”, right?

University of Maryland

Posted on May 18, 2011
God, Guys, Insults, Maryland, Questions, Words

Lucky!

Girl #1: Hey, are you going to use the bathroom?
Girl #2: Oh, no… I have a urinary tract infection, so I can't pee.

Loyola University
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on May 16, 2011
Girls, Illinois, Maladies, Pee, Questions

Interestingly, There's No Black-and-White Answer to That.

Five-year-old son to father: I wonder what zebra farts smell like?

The National Zoo
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Kat

Posted on May 14, 2011
Animals, Kids, Questions, Sensory experiences, Washington, DC

Do You Have to Ask Me That with Your Top Off?

Girl to friends, on third night of semester: Wouldn't you want to have sex the second night back?

Fitchburg State University
Fitchburg, Massachusetts

Posted on May 12, 2011
Girls, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex

I'm Tempted to Remove My Diaper

Guy at party #1: Hey, hold on, did that baby get naked?
Guy at party #2: Yeah, man, it's hot in here.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Meech

Posted on May 11, 2011
Canadia, Guys, Offspring, Questions, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

To the Muffmobile, Robin!

Girl on bike #1, over her shoulder: Crotchless panties!
Girl on bike #2: Crotchless panties?
Girl on bike #1: Crotchless panties!

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Felicity Thistle

Posted on April 20, 2011
Canadia, Clothes, Girls, Questions, Weirdness, Words

Well, Did I Enjoy It?

Hot girl: Wait, we just had sex?
Hot guy: We just finished having sex like five minutes ago, do you not remember any of it?
Hot girl: Nope.
Hot guy: Actually, we just finished like thirty seconds ago…

Oxford
England

Posted on April 3, 2011
England, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Questions, Sex, Stupidity

“…Use Your Afterlife Rollover Minutes”

Sorostitute, about bender: So what time does it start?
Frat boy: I've set my alarm for 9 am. We'll start then. We've got two kegs in and two cases of tequila.
Sorostitute: I'm such a lightweight. I'll probably be passed out by 11. My roommate said “please don't die. If you die, call me.”

Penn State University

Posted on April 1, 2011
Death & dying, Drinking & drunks, Frat boy types, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sorority types