Man on cell: Look, I could’ve taken her back to my apartment, put a condom on my tongue… but I didn’t… What’s wrong with putting a condom on my tongue?
Binghamton University
Binghamton, New York
Man on cell: Look, I could’ve taken her back to my apartment, put a condom on my tongue… but I didn’t… What’s wrong with putting a condom on my tongue?
Binghamton University
Binghamton, New York
Dude #1: I hate coming in during the middle of girl conversations.
Dude #2: Oh, God — I came in on the wrong end of a tampon conversation the other day…
Dude #1: Is there a good end of a tampon conversation?
Herndon High School
Herndon, Virginia
Overheard by: Carly
Drunk girl: I have an amazing vagina.
Bartender: Is it an innie or an outie?
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: abby
Scholar: So, at what elevation do deer turn into elk?
Gateway High School
Florida
Overheard by: Pilbur
Crazy guy looking at reflection in store window: Man, what the fuck you lookin’ at?
Massachusetts Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Dan
Crackhead bag lady, her face two inches from stranger’s bratwurst meal: Is that cake?!
Detroit, Michigan
Hungry girl: Oooh, what’s the jumbo hot dog?
Clerk: Ummm, it’s a really big hot dog.
Milwaukee Admirals game, Bradley Center
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Travis
30-something man to 30-something woman: So, have you ever tried milk of magnesia?
Newark, New Jersey
Overheard by: why_would_u_ask_that
Girl #1: What, exactly, does “Muslim” mean?
Girl #2: I think it's, like, a type of Islam or something.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/11/theres-a-reason-its-an-introductory-course/
Overheard by: Stewart
Host: Would you like a booth or table?
Young mom: A booth is fine.
Four-year-old: I don't want a booth!
Young dad: Hey, knock that off or you'll be eatin' out of the trash.
Orange County, California
Overheard by: Poofy
