Translation: …Until After We Have Sex

Slightly austistic girl to slightly austistic boyfriend: I just don't want our relationship to be dysfunctional…
Slightly austistic boyfriend: No! No! It won't…

School Bus

Posted on April 3, 2011
Couples, Public transportation, Relationships, Weirdness, Wishes

I Have the Sense to Be Grateful

Guy, sweetly to girlfriend: Hey, honey!
Guy friend: Did you know your voice changes when you talk to her?
Guy: Of course! She's the one who fucks me.

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on March 22, 2011
Character, Guys, New Jersey, Questions, Relationships, Sex

…Oh Wait, That's Just My Blackberry.

Girlfriend to boyfriend who is trying hard not to look at a hot girl dancing sexily: Don't worry baby, I'm getting the erection for you.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on March 22, 2011
Beauty, Couples, Erections, New York, Relationships

…So, Logically, We Should Fuck Their Assholes.

Guy to another: You know we're dating the nicest girls in the world, right? And we took their virginities! So you know that if we break up with them we're gonna be the assholes. We're fucked.

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on March 20, 2011
Guys, New Jersey, Relationships, Sexuality, Virginity

Raise Your Hand If You'd Watch Their Reality Show.

30-something woman: I will never find true love.
Barely legal guy: Well, you've got a husband, you've got me, and you've got the two other guys you're sleeping with, so it's not for lack of trying!

Clarksville, Indiana

Posted on March 16, 2011
Compliments, Feelings, Guys, Happiness, Indiana, Relationships, Women

You Said You Loved My Steak Fry With the Skin on

Guy: Man, there's too much ketchup on my plate, it looks like my fries committed suicide.
Girl: I often think about that before I stick you in my mouth, too.
Guy: Fuck off , Andrea.

Northern Alabama