We Can't Discuss Literature, But the Sex Is Fantastic

Woman #1: Do you think that he's kind of young for her?
Woman #2: You know, I've realized that age really doesn't matter. I'm dating a baby right now.

Thai Food Restaurant
Sturbridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on July 21, 2023
Age and ageing, Default, Massachusetts, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Women

Darling, Should We Rethink the Flat-Earth Primary School?

Seven-year-old son: And then you two are going to go home and… (whistles)
Father: Meaning?
Seven-year-old son: Have sex.
Mother: Darren!
Five-year-old son: Don't be silly! Girls don't have sex.

London
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on July 8, 2023
England, Family, Kids, Offspring, Relationships, Sex

And He Claimed It's Not Meant to Be Eaten Directly from the Jar

Woman in line at the bank: I am thinking about leaving him. All he does is lie to me!
Friend: Oh? Lie about what?
Woman: Well, yesterday he bought me some of that Nutella spread? He said it was chocolate, but I know for a fact that it's hazelnut!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 22, 2023
Default, Food, Friends, Lies, Names, Pennsylvania, Questions, Relationships, Women

That Would Make Wuthering Heights a Lot Shorter

Professor: I mean, what’s with getting to know them? What about: You see someone, you don’t even talk, you penetrate them.

UCLA
Los Angeles, CA

Posted on June 21, 2023
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Relationships, Sex, Teachers

You Have My Chalice in Your Purse!

College guy fighting with his girlfriend: What? Do you want me to tell you that my ex-girlfriend treated me like a Greek god? 'cause she did.
(girlfriend storms up the street)
College guy: Wait, uh, come back!

Burlington, Vermont

Posted on June 20, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Frat boy types, Offers and requests, Questions, Relationships, Vermont

Um, Remember High School?

Girl to ex-boyfriend: You're dating someone already?
Guy: Yeah, we're not together anymore. I can date whoever I want!
Girl: So…do you think you'll stay with her for a long time?
Guy: Well, do you plan on breaking up with someone when you start dating them?

Orlando, Florida