…And Later Hired As My Nanny

Receptionist to executive assistant: …so in conclusion, I got peed on…by a taxi driver…who I dated.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/316536671/and-it-didnt-work-out.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on December 31, 2022
Coworkers, Default, Employees, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Relationships, Weirdness

Trust Me– I Gave Derek His First Blow Job.

Sophomore girl #1: Did you hear Matt and Derek are going out now?
Sophomore girl #2: No way! I totally gave Matt his first blow job. He can't be gay! (pauses) Oh my god! Do you think I turned him gay?
Passing junior guy: Yeah, that'd do it.

High School
Annapolis, Maryland

Posted on December 20, 2022
BJs, Girls, Maryland, Questions, Relationships, Students

When the Need to Be Offensive Overcomes the Need to Get Laid

Short boy, yelling inches away from short girl's face: We should hang out!
Short girl: (walks away silently)
Tall boy, laughing: Dude!

High School
Eugene, Oregon

Posted on December 12, 2022
Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Oregon, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

Wish I Was a Sociopath Like My Dad

Drunk guy to girlfriend: I care about you a lot. It sucks.

Park Tavern
Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on November 24, 2022
Bars & Clubs, Couples, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Insults, New Jersey, Relationships, Weirdness

And I'm Lactose Intolerant.

Teenage girl on cell: I don't get on with him at all…we're just like bread and butter.

London
England

Overheard by: Steve Elliott

Posted on October 28, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Food, Girls, Relationships, Teens, Words

But He's a Fantastic Gymnastics Coach.

Girl #1: He stabbed me in the face, but he awright.
Girl #2: (unintelligible)
Girl #1: Yeah! It's like he don't care about my well-being.

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Posted on October 23, 2022
Body parts, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Relationships, Stupidity, Violence

…Before She Finds Out You're a Mute!

Man walking down street: Dude… your woman just said “we need to talk.” You need to get the fuck out of there right now!

San Francisco, California

Posted on October 1, 2022
Advice, Guys, Relationships, San Francisco

…I Put Down My Whip and Hugged Her

Attractive passerby: And then she was all like, “my parents would never press charges against you.” And I was so touched…

Houston, Texas

Posted on September 15, 2022
Crimes, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Relationships, Strangers, Texas

Ah, Refried Love

20-something girl on phone: Wait, he gave you a bite of his burrito and you're questioning his feelings for you? (pause) Girl, he practically proposed right there!

University of Missouri

Overheard by: Black Bean

Posted on August 21, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Missouri, Questions, Relationships

Maybe Stop Voting Republican?

Guy: My mom hit my dad with a frying pan. He doesn't have a cheek anymore. It's been entirely restructured. She used to beat the shit out of him! It was so funny. But when he drunk–that's when she'd get a beating.
Girl, sympathetically: Your family…
Guy: Oh, I love my family! I don't know what I'd do without them!

Neptune City, New Jersey

Posted on August 18, 2022
Body parts, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Relationships, Violence, Weirdness

Relationships