And You Can Only Show the Video to a Limited Audience

Girl #1: At least he didn’t say what JD said to me the other night. He said I was boring in the bedroom because I didn’t try new things.
Girl #2: Oh my god!
Girl #1: Yeah and I told him, well how am I supposed to know what to do? I was a virgin before you. Well, not literally a virgin, but close enough!
Girl #2: So what are you going to do?
Girl #1: Well, I told him that when we go on vacation, we can have a threesome. But it has to be someone I’ll never see again.

New Brunswick, New Jersey

Overheard by: Slutgers Girl

Posted on January 6, 2026
Bimbettes, Default, Friends, Girls, Gripes, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Relationships, Sex, Sexuality

And Won First Prize at the Science Fair

Serious drunk guy: I made babies with a woman!

BrewFest
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Drunk Girl

Posted on January 4, 2026
Bars & Clubs, Default, Drunks, Guys, Offspring, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness

…and a Pussy

Blonde clone: It’s not that we’re both Leos. He’s just a dick.

Westfield Mall
San Diego, California

Posted on December 30, 2025
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Insults, Malls, Penis, Relationships, Sexuality

Good to Meet a Gentleman Of the Old School

Dude: Hey I’m Eddie*.
Chick: Yeah, I know. I’m Lauren*. We’ve met before.
Dude: Oh. Yeah. Well I just thought we should know each other’s name since we’re talking about anal.

The Beta Bar
Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: just here for the show

Posted on December 29, 2025
Backdoor, Bars & Clubs, Chicks, Default, Etiquette, Florida, Guys, Names, Relationships

Might Want to Start Off with “I’m Straight.”

Girl: Look, you have to tell her.
Guy: I can’t tell her! I’ve kept this for so long!
Girl: If she really loves you that much she’ll understand.
Guy: How can I tell the girl that I love that I don’t like musicals?!

Bruin Walk, UCLA
California

Overheard by: if that’s the worst thing in your relationship…

Posted on December 26, 2025
Advice, California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Fears, Girls, Guys, Movies, Relationships

Or Should We Cut to the Chase and Snort Some Lines?

Six-year-old girl to six-year old boy: Do you want to get a coffee?

Barnes & Noble
Plainfield, Illinois

Overheard by: Tdcompton

Posted on December 25, 2025
Age and ageing, Default, Illinois, Kids, Offers and requests, Questions, Relationships, Stores, Wishes

Good Thing You Weren’t in the Supply Closet an Hour Ago

Teacher: Oh wow, I just noticed that I’m not wearing my wedding ring. I feel half naked… You guys are lucky that I’m not.

Ontario
Canadia

Posted on December 24, 2025
Body parts, Canadia, Clothes, Default, Guys, Hubbies, Relationships, Teachers

He Works in a 7-Eleven, So He’s Used to It

Marine to friend: So, it’s like a long story. But basically my mom shot my boyfriend.

CostCo
VictorVille, California

Posted on December 23, 2025
California, Crimes, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Friends, Military, Murder, Relationships, Women

And You’re Not in a Relationship Just because She Says So

Meathead to another: Dude, are you in a relationship? ‘Cause if you’re not in a relationship, you don’t have to call her ever. Do you hear me? Ever!

Safeway
Ellensburg, Washington

Posted on December 14, 2025
Advice, Default, Jocks, Questions, Relationships, Stores, Washington

So Then He Stabbed Me

Chatty chick: … And he called me a drunk! I mean, I am a drunk, but I’m a functional drunk. I told him everyone loves drunks but nobody loves a crackhead… I don’t even care if I get a beer belly! Someone will still love me and rub my beer belly!

22 Fillmore bus
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: melissa

Posted on December 9, 2025
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Drugs, Drunks, Relationships

Relationships