Geeky kid: A glass cutter? Oh. My. God. This is a glass cutter! It cuts glass!
(mom tries to shush him)
Geeky kid, whispering: A glass cutter!
Hardware Store
San Francisco, California
Geeky kid: A glass cutter? Oh. My. God. This is a glass cutter! It cuts glass!
(mom tries to shush him)
Geeky kid, whispering: A glass cutter!
Hardware Store
San Francisco, California
Dude to friend: And then I look over, and there's this giant white cock! (holds hands two feet apart)
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Missed the good part
Trolley driver, approaching Bush Street: Anyone for Bush? Then get off! Anyone? Anyone? (no one moves) Thank god!
San Francisco, California
Son, yelling from back of bus: Mom, what color is Jewish?
Mother: (sinks lower into her seat, pretends not to hear)
Son, yelling again: Well…is it white? Is it tan?
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Freda
Guy on cell: So I'm just sticking with gonorrhea…that way, no one will ask any questions.
Haight Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Adriana
Curly-haired brunette: Do you ever have moments when you see someone on the street and think, “hmmm, that looks like someone I've seen in Facebook pictures!”?
Straight-haired brunette: Yeah. I also have moments when I see someone on the street and think, “haven't I slept with you?”
Curly-haired brunette: Heh. That's a classic.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Poogins
Woman on cell: Okay, I might be about to lose you because I'm in an elevator. (pause) I'm in an elevator–how could I be driving?
City College
San Francisco, California
Girl on phone: So she had the baby, and now she's getting married.
Random guy walking by: Strike that, reverse it.
SFSU
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Veruca Salt
Curly-haired woman on cell: My advice is to have sex in 90% of all situations.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Poogtastic
Chick on cell: Let us shower together, damned sheep!
Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: McNasty
