Judging from the Testes Hanging Out of It

Hobo to tranny prostitute: You rockin' that dress girl! You the man!

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: claire

Posted on October 30, 2020
Clothes, Compliments, Default, Hobos, San Francisco

Tall, Dark, and Bloodshot

Marathon runner #1: Yeah, I really like him, but he’s been in rehab since he was fourteen.
Marathon runner #2: All the best ones are.

Nike Women’s Marathon
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl was running with them just to hear this conversation

Posted on October 17, 2020
California, Chicks, Gripes, San Francisco

Or at Least on the Photos We’ll Be Passing Out

Hot chick to another: You look so good! Guys will be jerking off on you tonight!

Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on July 30, 2020
Compliments, Friends, San Francisco

Plastic Shoes with Holes in the Tops Make Much More Sense.

Girl #1, sifting through shirts on table: Oh my god, these v-necks are so freaking cute.
Girl #2: Yeah…if this one didn't have sharks on it. If there's one thing I hate is sharks. Who puts sharks on shirts nowadays, anyway?

Urban Outfitters
San Francisco, California

Posted on July 21, 2020
Animals, Clothes, Default, Feelings, Girls, Questions, San Francisco, Stores

And I’m Running Dangerously Low on Reese’s Pieces

Seemingly not-crazy lady on elevator: Have you seen any aliens today?
Man: Not yet, but it’s still pretty early.
Seemingly not-crazy lady: I hope I don’t see any; I don’t have any spit.

Fox Plaza
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Uses spit for lube