I'm Tempted to Remove My Diaper

Guy at party #1: Hey, hold on, did that baby get naked?
Guy at party #2: Yeah, man, it's hot in here.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Meech

Posted on May 11, 2011
Canadia, Guys, Offspring, Questions, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

Only One Of Us Actually Uses Our Noodle.

Twin guy #1: This pillow smells like my dreams!
Girl, smelling pillow: Beef Ramen noodles?
Twin guy #1: I am awesome at dreaming!
Twin guy #2: This is why I hate that we have the same face.

Milford Mall
Milford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Layla

Posted on March 31, 2011
Connecticut, Feelings, Food, Girls, Guys, Sensory experiences

In Summary, Never Pick Your Nose With Your Thumbnail

Coed to another: It's someone picking their nose… but in the thumbnail it looked like a penis

SUNY
New Paltz, New York

Posted on March 21, 2011
Girls, New York, Penis, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

Is a Prejudice Bad Even When It's Good? Discuss.

Former roommate: Arabs smell good… No, I don't talk to stinky Arabs. All my Arab friends smell fantastic.

Bloomington, Indiana

Overheard by: Rachel S.

Posted on March 20, 2011
Guys, Indiana, Race, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

That Rug Really Tied the Room Together.

Crazy woman on cell: Do you want that pretty rug that I found at your aunt's house? I found out why it smells like piss.

Beloit, Wisconsin

Posted on March 19, 2011
Crazies, Family ties, Questions, Sensory experiences, Wisconsin, Women

The Mustache?

30-something to another: Yeah, it's the same way I can tell you're a hipster. I can tell he's anti-semitic.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/10/guy-on-f-train-in-lower-manhattan.html

Overheard by: siobhan

Posted on January 30, 2011
Bragging, Guys, Overheard Lines, Politics, Sensory experiences

Your Editors Liked This Quote So Much, We Were All, “We Like This Quote So Much!”

Woman on phone: I saw a greyhound in the middle of the road. So I told her, “there's a greyhound in the middle of the road!”

Sydney
Australia

Posted on January 22, 2011
Animals, Australia, On the phone, Sensory experiences, Stupidity, Women

And That They're Ladies

Econ professor: Now, if you'll look to the upper-right corner of the handout, you'll see some pretty ladies. Since this handout is somewhat blurry, you can't see them very well, so you'll just have to take my word that they're pretty.

UW Rock County
Janesville, Wisconsin

Posted on January 20, 2011
Beauty, Education, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Teachers, Wisconsin

Admit It– You're Strangely Aroused.

Pretty hipster in lab: It's cold in here and it's also not hot outside.
Pretty nerd in lab: Shouldn't the thrill of science keep you warm?
Pretty hipster in lab: That's such a stupid thing to say…

Cornell University
Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: Warm for Science

Posted on December 29, 2010
Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Hipsters, New York, Questions, Science, Sensory experiences, Stupidity

That's Not What I Meant When I Asked “What's Your Position?”

Eastern European delegate in back row: And that was by far the biggest thing that has ever been in my ass!

College of William & Mary Model United Nations Conference
Williamsburg, Virginia

Overheard by: The Georgia delegate now regretting her seat choice

Posted on December 25, 2010
Ass, Sensory experiences, Sex, Students, Virginia, Weirdness

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