Smells Like He Needs a Bath

Teenage girl: God is in every queef.

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Posted on July 16, 2015
Default, Girls, God, New Mexico, Philosophy, Sex

If a Thing’s Worth Doing, It’s Worth Doing Right

Girl #1: What would you do if you were a lesbian?
Girl #2: [Thoughtful pause] Eat a lot of pussy.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: I was there

Posted on July 14, 2015
Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Sex, Vagina

Men Want You to Want Them, It's That Simple

Girl: So, you're like, a guy, right?
Guy: Um, yeah.
Girl: What would you want for Valentine's Day?
Guy: Sex.
Girl: Oh. I mean as a present.
Guy: Yeah. Still sex.

Georgetown, Washington DC

Posted on July 11, 2015
Gifts, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sex, Washington, DC

What the Fuck Is Going on in Leamington Spa??

Very drunk 20-something girl in miniskirt #1, singing: Fill my hole, fill my hole, fill my hole, fuh-uh-illlll my hole!
Very drunk 20-something in miniskirt #2#: Becky*! Don't sing that!
Very drunk 20-something girl in miniskirt #1#, singing off key: But I just waaaaant you to fuh-illll mah ho-alll!
Very drunk 20-something girl in miniskirt #2# to passing man: She's training to be a vet. She's not usually like this, she's had a bit too much to drink.
Man: Yeah… She wants someone to fill her hole.
Very drunk 20-something girl in miniskirt #1#: I'm not drunk!
Man: I believe you.
(very drunk 20-something girl in miniskirt 1# holds hand over mouth and impressively sprays vomit in five directions)
Very drunk 20-something in miniskirt #2#: Becky*, I think we're going to have to get a taxi…

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep