Professor: So, do you guys think fornication is man’s greatest pleasure?
First year Humanities class: [Embarrassed silence.]Brave student: Um… I don’t know about greatest… I mean, I like to eat.
Professor, slamming hands down on desk: I’ve been eating for 62 years, and I’ve never gotten an orgasm from it!
Richmond, Indiana
Girl: Okay, what other weird noises have I made? … I queefed…
Boyfriend: I helped.
Athens, Ohio
Girl #1: I just don’t think I’ll ever have sex without a condom.
Girl #2: Oh, please — that’s like saying you’re going to wait until marriage.
Mia’s Mexican Restaurant
Dallas, Texas
Guy to girls: First I kicked her, then I put a dick in her ear.
Target
Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin
Overheard by: NU Rules
Drunk guy to drunk girl: … But I haven’t even slept with you yet!
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: amused passerby
Girl: That orgy was like Legos — anyone and everyone on top of each other! You didn’t know what was what, who was who, where someone began or where did they end. It was just a big pile of human building blocks of pleasure.
Wonka Bar
Curitiba
Brazil
Guy: Come on! He’s only a little retarded.
Chick: I’m not going to sleep with him. Ever!
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/its-illegal-anyway-right.html
Overheard by:
Student: Okay, so maybe he was inside me and I was moving around, but it wasn’t sex.
Williamsburg, Virginia
