Wish I Could Say the Same for You

Boyfriend: Hey, did you guys go see the camel?
Girlfriend: No, where is it?
Pal: Don’t even bother. It’s so ugly. It looks so out of place… It’s probably thinking, ‘What the hell am I doing in Ithaca?! I could probably be scoring hot camel chicks in Egypt or something.’
Boyfriend: That’s what I think every day.
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: Don’t worry, babe, I’m sure he’ll get laid by another loner camel in Ithaca.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html/

Overheard by: willard straight, also dj-mee

Posted on November 15, 2013
Animals, Couples, New York, North America, Overheard at Cornell, Sex, Students, USA

Will the Lights Be Off, and the Chairs Well Separated?

Teacher before movie: There is one part with a naked woman in it. Are you guys ok with that?
Guy: Is it an ugly woman?
Teacher: No.
Guy: Then we should be fine.

Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California

Posted on November 15, 2013
California, North America, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Teachers, USA

I’m Kind of Surprised You Still Are

Girl on cell: Well, if you keep blacking out, you won’t be a virgin anymore.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html/

Overheard by: Brian

Posted on November 14, 2013
Drinking & drunks, New York, North America, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell, Sex, Students, USA, Virginity

Whereas “Socrates” Means “Slip Me a $50 and You’ll Get an A”

Third year student #1, about exam: What the hell was up with the reference to Aristotle?
Third year student #2: That’s code for, ‘I cordially invite you to bullshit.’

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/05/after-taking-final-two-3ls-debrief-3l-1.html

Posted on November 13, 2013
Education, Overheard in Law School, Students

Lucky Guess, Mister

Teacher: Jordan*! Can you tell us the answer to the problem on the board?
Student talking in back of class: Um… No, sir.
Teacher: You are interrupting the class! What were you talking about?
Student: Petroleum lightsabers.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/which_are_way_cooler_than_math.html

Posted on November 12, 2013
Education, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Teachers

What Dudes Are the Frogs?

Teacher: So, who do you think tells us what to do in this country?
Boy: Jesus.
Teacher: No. Remember, in the Constitution there is a separation of church and state.
Girl: I know — the frogs. You know, those old-looking dudes, the frogs?
Boy: I liked Jesus better. At least he don’t look like no frog.
Teacher, shaking her head: Oh, my husband is gonna love tonight.

Mountain’s Edge Elementary School
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: I want to be a teacher

Posted on November 12, 2013
Education, Nevada, Students, Teachers

And My Health Teacher Was Like, “It’s Just a Plastic Model”

Girl: … And I’m like, ‘I don’t want to look at my own vagina. Why would I want to look at hers?’

West Junior High School
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Kelsey

Posted on November 10, 2013
Missouri, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Vagina

Everybody Puts That on the Syllabus

Girl #1: Ugh, I just got raped by another final.
Girl #2: Seems all you talk about these days is getting sodomized by exams.
Girl #1: Why do you always assume it’s anal?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/07/this-one-bought-me-flowers-first/