And My Health Teacher Was Like, “It’s Just a Plastic Model”

Girl: … And I’m like, ‘I don’t want to look at my own vagina. Why would I want to look at hers?’

West Junior High School
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Kelsey

Posted on November 10, 2013
Missouri, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Vagina

Everybody Puts That on the Syllabus

Girl #1: Ugh, I just got raped by another final.
Girl #2: Seems all you talk about these days is getting sodomized by exams.
Girl #1: Why do you always assume it’s anal?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/07/this-one-bought-me-flowers-first/

Posted on November 10, 2013
Backdoor, Education, Overheard at McGill, Students

Dude, You Gotta Be Pretty High before That Happens

Scholar: So, at what elevation do deer turn into elk?

Gateway High School
Florida

Overheard by: Pilbur

Posted on November 10, 2013
Florida, Questions, Students

People Say They Lack Focus

Student giving presentation: There’s also astigmatism on people who are poor…

Wright State University
Dayton, Ohio

Overheard by: thinks he meant

Posted on November 10, 2013
Class, Maladies, Ohio, Students, Stupidity

The Educational Legacy of Pusey

Student: I never talked about vaginas nearly this much until I came to Smith.

Cushing/Emerson dining hall, Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts

Posted on November 9, 2013
Colleges & Universities, Massachusetts, Students, Vagina

I’m Currently in between Abortions

Lab TA: This is bromium chloride. If you have guys in your group, have them work with it. If not, girls, I hope you’re not pregnant. It tends to cause birth defects and cancer.
Chick #1 in back of room, whispering: You guys, I can’t touch that stuff!
Chick #2: Why not? Are you pregnant?
Chick #1: You see, that’s the thing — I don’t know…

Oklahoma State University
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: She’s majoring in drunken sorority girl