And This Is a Subject I’ve Given a Lot of Thought

First year girl: I wouldn’t let my mom kiss me goodnight if I had a vagina for a nose, anyways.

Queen’s University
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on November 7, 2013
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Students, Vagina

But I'm the One Who Lobbied the Administration for a Pole!

RA: You guys went stripping without me?

Swarthmore College
Swarthmore, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 27, 2011
Feelings, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sexuality, Students

Let Me Give You the List Of Questions Now

Student, after class spent 25 minutes arguing answers to midterm: I have a question. Not about this test, but about future tests.
Professor, wearily: I think the final will just be take-home.
Class: Really?
Professor: Whatever.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 11, 2011
Education, Fears, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students

Now Everyone Calls Him “The Puree Papa”

Student: Because my dad didn't consider mac and cheese or ground beef as food that you could chew.

Biola University
La Mirada, California

Overheard by: lydia parsons

Posted on June 6, 2011
California, Character, Family ties, Food, Students

…Like in The Sweetest Thing?

Student #1: Hey, did you notice the huge black wooden sign that's blocking the entrance to the girl's bathroom due to vandalism?
Student #2: Yeah, I heard someone stole one of the urinals.
Student #1: It's a girl's bathroom, though.
Student #2: Don't they use them too?

High School
Gavette, Arkansas

Posted on May 30, 2011
Arkansas, Crimes, Gossip, Students, Stupidity

A Plan That Cannot Possibly Fail

Student: Did you know that you can live off of student loans?
Professor: No, you can't.
Student: Yeah. All you do is just keep going back to school, and they'll pay for everything.
Professor: But eventually you'll have to pay them back.
Student: Not if you die.

Nicholls State University
Louisiana

Posted on May 27, 2011
Death & dying, Education, Louisiana, Money, Students, Teachers

If Anyone Was Like Jesus, It Was Trotsky

Freshman: My professor just compared Karl Marx to Jesus. I am not feeling it.

Claremont Colleges
Claremont, California

Posted on January 25, 2011
California, Compare and contrast, Education, Feelings, Pop culture, Students

That's Not What I Meant When I Asked “What's Your Position?”

Eastern European delegate in back row: And that was by far the biggest thing that has ever been in my ass!

College of William & Mary Model United Nations Conference
Williamsburg, Virginia

Overheard by: The Georgia delegate now regretting her seat choice

Posted on December 25, 2010
Ass, Sensory experiences, Sex, Students, Virginia, Weirdness

Meet Berkeley's Best Improvisational Lear

Furious hobo in tie-dye to frightened college student: You know why girls wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink! God bless you.

Berkeley, California

Posted on November 29, 2010
Advice, California, Health & Hygiene, Homeless, Questions, Students

We Suspect Richard Simmons Is Gathering Strength Somewhere, Waiting for His Next Moment.

Physical therapy student: So he's gotten a *lot* more fit in the last 300 years, right?

Simmons College
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Yoshi

Posted on November 28, 2010
Beauty, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Questions, Students, Weirdness

Students