Then They Die

Girl #1: Corey's* got a treatment scheduled for Monday.
Girl #2: What's wrong with him?
Guy: Nothing.
Girl #1: He's got cancer.
Guy: He's fine. People get cancer all the time.

Nicholls State University
Thibodaux, Louisiana

Posted on June 28, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Louisiana, Maladies, Stupidity

Ten Bucks Says He Still Tries to Sleep with Her

Serious gentleman: The historical figure from recent history that I most respect? I'd have to say… Gandhi.
Cute young woman: Gandhi? I think I've seen some of his work…

Dinner Party
London
England

Posted on June 25, 2010
Compare and contrast, England, Guys, History, Stupidity, Women

Close Enough.

Female student: It's a Wonderful Life… That's the one about the Holocaust, right?

Clarksville, Maryland

Overheard by: Jimmy Steward played Hitler

Posted on June 14, 2010
History, Maryland, Movies, Questions, Students, Stupidity

Raise Your Hand If You See Nothing Wrong with This Logic

Old Scottish professor in mid lecture: There happened to be something wrong with the quality of the product from the plant in Belgium, and the company response was: “well, of course you're getting sick, you live in Belgium. What a stupid place to live.”

Medford, Massachusetts

Posted on June 1, 2010
Comebacks, Education, Massachusetts, Old folks, Stupidity, Teachers, Weirdness

Is That Slang for “Gays,” You Bigot?

Large female tourist in plaid bermuda shorts: You know what's wrong with California? Too many windows!

Quincy Market
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Isotope Feeney

Posted on May 23, 2010
Fat people, Massachusetts, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists

Never Drink With Master Debaters, Dear Reader

Guy among friends: This conversation is too logical for me.

Bar
Norway

Posted on May 19, 2010
Bars & Clubs, Europe, Friends, Guys, Science, Stupidity

What Happens When You Get Free Coffee at Work

Female barista: He's going to Tel Aviv or something. I don't even know where that is.
Male barista: Tel Aviv?
Female barista: Yeah, it's like in Egypt or something, I think.
Male barista: Oh, wait, no, that's the tv station.
Female barista: What?
Male barista: Yeah, it's like their version of the BBC.

Starbucks
Orinda, California

Posted on May 17, 2010
Baristas, Bars & Clubs, California, Geography, Stupidity, TV shows

We're Too Aroused to Think Straight

Women studies professor, during discussion about nymphomaniacs: Ladies, are there any of you who are in a constant state of arousal?
Class: (uncomfortable silence)
Professor: Let me rephrase that. Are you constantly ready to engage in sex?
Student, alarmed: Professor, I don't think any of us are comfortable with answering this question.

Saint Peter's College
Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on May 11, 2010
Colleges & Universities, New Jersey, Questions, Sexuality, Stupidity, Teachers, Women

Meet Australia's Only Posh Lady

Posh lady in loud voice: And then they ran out of mineral water! I was devastated… Devastated.

Tilley's Cafe
Canberra
Australia

Overheard by: Trish

Posted on May 10, 2010
Australia, Bars & Clubs, Feelings, Stupidity, Women

Ignorance + Ignorance = Ignorance

Girl: So I hear that all Puerto Rican women are like models.
Guy: What?
Girl: Like they're all really hot and stuff.
Guy: I'm sure some are…
Girl: Yeah, they are, and they wear like thongs and stuff for underwear too.
Guy: I always heard Puerto Rican women were fat.
Girl: No, that's Hawaiian women.
Guy: Oh.

Lecture Hall
University of Alabama at Birmingham

Posted on May 5, 2010
Alabama, Beauty, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Girls, Guys, Stupidity

Stupidity

Close Enough.