Stupidity

Girl: I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't do anything. All I could do in my last class was draw a unicorn!

Emory University
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Christina

University student: But it must be true… I read it on the internet! I read it on Wikipedia!

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Louise

16-year-old girl #1: What's Zionism?
16-year-old girl #2: The belief that Jewish people should be able to have a homeland in Israel, I think.
16-year-old girl #1: So it's like a religion?
16-year-old girl #2: No, it's a political movement.
16-year-old girl #1: Wait, so it's a religion?

Sacramento, California

Teacher: Okay. Quick review: which Greek gods did we cover on Friday?
Student, seriously: Hermaphrodite? Herpes? Asbestos?

High School
Michigan

Guy: Cause, like, Stalin was a pretty crazy dude, right?

York University
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Just don't call me dude

Young teenage girl to friend: $3.25 for a Rockstar? That's like, wait… (pauses for a few seconds) That's like five dollars.

Tacoma Mall
Washington

Overheard by: Not impressed by the math skills of today's youth.

Teen girl: What that thing that Frank Sinatra was? It starts with a “k”?
Teen friend: A “crooner”?
Girl: Yeah, that's it. A crooner.

Starbucks
Ontario
Canadia

Girl: I just spilled some tea. But luckily it was in a frying pan!
Entire room: Yaaaay!

Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts

Girl: Okay, let's catch up on Tuesday. Oh, wait, when's Tuesday?

Jakarta
Indonesia

Girl #1: Now, you're a native New Yorker. I can tell.
Girl #2: I'm from North Carolina.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire