Italian professor: Once, I put an octopus into a boy’s underwear.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/43277.html
Italian professor: Once, I put an octopus into a boy’s underwear.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/43277.html
Eleventh grade Health teacher: Sigmund Freud did a lot of studies on that.
Jock: Wait, he was the lion tamer, right?
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Overheard by: Siegfried & Roy
Chick looking into her palm, then at thug nearby: Man, I’m a preschool teacher! Don’t sell me the wrong drugs!
Bar
Ft. Smith, Arkansas
Overheard by: her best friend
Teacher before movie: There is one part with a naked woman in it. Are you guys ok with that?
Guy: Is it an ugly woman?
Teacher: No.
Guy: Then we should be fine.
Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California
Professor: What song do you think represents your generation? Come on, it can be anything. It can be derogatory, it can call women hos — I don’t care.
Montclair State University
Montclair, New Jersey
Overheard by: BTAN
Business professor: What time is the final next week?
Students: Monday from 1 to 3pm.
Business professor: No! That can’t be right — the school would not give a 3-hour exam!
Teacher: Jordan*! Can you tell us the answer to the problem on the board?
Student talking in back of class: Um… No, sir.
Teacher: You are interrupting the class! What were you talking about?
Student: Petroleum lightsabers.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/which_are_way_cooler_than_math.html
Teacher: So, who do you think tells us what to do in this country?
Boy: Jesus.
Teacher: No. Remember, in the Constitution there is a separation of church and state.
Girl: I know — the frogs. You know, those old-looking dudes, the frogs?
Boy: I liked Jesus better. At least he don’t look like no frog.
Teacher, shaking her head: Oh, my husband is gonna love tonight.
Mountain’s Edge Elementary School
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: I want to be a teacher
Professor: I love talking about this stuff. I could go on forever. And I’m tenured, so if you have a problem with that you’ll just have to deal.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/04/lets-go-to-ratemyprofessorcom-and-guess.html
Philosophy professor: … And Hegel scheduled all of his classes at the same time as Schoepenhauer’s classes, which really pissed off Schoepenhauer because Hegel was like the P. Diddy of 19th century German philosophy.
Bucknell University
Lewisburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Jen
