30-something lady to teen boy: It's so… small!
Teen boy: No one asked you to measure it.
Carson City, Nevada
Overheard by: Bailey W.
30-something lady to teen boy: It's so… small!
Teen boy: No one asked you to measure it.
Carson City, Nevada
Overheard by: Bailey W.
Woman #1, as bus passes bar: See that bar? There's another location closer to the lake. My dad and I went there for a beer right after I first moved here. I felt something brush my leg and I looked down and saw a rat! I swear, it was a foot and a half long!
Woman #2: Oh my god! What did you do?
Woman #1: Oh, it was crazy. The owner disappeared upstairs and came back with a baseball bat but by that time the rat was hiding between the bar and the wall. So he runs off again and comes back with a blowtorch! It's like, 'helloooo, this whole bar is made of wood!”
Woman #2: So what happened?
Woman #1: They took my address and that Monday I got a bouquet of flowers. For not freaking out, I guess. I dunno. I've never been back…
Chicago, Illinois
Elderly woman to friends: Oh, she's lovely, she even offered to sleep in the coffin!
Cambridge
England
Woman to friend: That would never happen. Not even in a fairytale you wrote your goddamn self would that happen.
Buffalo, New York
Emphatic woman: See? That's why this is your first marriage!
Sherman Oaks, California
Lady #1: I usually keep the essentials in my purse.
Lady #2: Well… I keep a toothbrush, vibrator, and pepper spray in mine.
Pennsylvania
Woman to clerk: My turkeys are ruining my marriage!
California
Middle-aged woman on cell: Unless he doubles my salary, I'm not sleeping with him.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/09/sexual-harassment-done-right.html
Overheard by:
Woman #1: I love TGI Friday's, but if I could pick any local place to go for dinner tonight, I would pick Olive Garden.
Woman #2: Oooh, good pick! What about Macaroni Grill?
Woman #1: I love Macaroni Grill! But isn't it a little fancy for tonight?
Woman #2: No, we can go change.
Woman #1: Are you sure you're okay with driving in this city?
Woman #2: Sure, it is okay.
Woman #1: Maybe we should pray before we leave… you know, just in case.
Woman #2: Great idea.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/09/i-also-love-small-independent-and.html
Overheard by: Jon
Woman to another: She washes her pickles in a dishwasher.
Cub Foods
Minneapolis, Minneapolis
