Cute, 20-something, professional woman: You know, sometimes I just really wish I knew what it's like to be slutty!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/461265411/turn-around-and-ask-someone.html
Overheard by: chino latino
Cute, 20-something, professional woman: You know, sometimes I just really wish I knew what it's like to be slutty!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/461265411/turn-around-and-ask-someone.html
Overheard by: chino latino
Guy, about his job: Right now, we are working on a line where you can make a customized branded dildo to fit your needs.
Woman who just told everyone she is pregnant: That's fantastic!
City Vino Restaurant
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: entertained witness
Man: You don't need that booze!
Woman: I know, but I'm getting it.
Man: Just don't drink the fun out of it.
Edwardsville, Illinois
Overheard by: M
Loudspeaker in airport: Please don't leave your belongings unattended.
Crazy lady, to no one: Did they just say homosexuality isn't allowed in the airport?
Airport
Oakland, California
Overheard by: Kristina
Lady to man putting bagels in a bag: Are you getting those because you are Jewish?
Whole Foods
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: jigawhat
Loud woman #1: My friend is on that. When you fart, it makes you shit oil.
Loud woman #2: Really?
Loud woman #1: Yup, you shit oil and grease.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/08/exxonmobil-is-now-in-pharmaceuticals.html
Overheard by: grossed out
Tourist lady, as train approaches the end of the line: So how are they going to turn this train around?
Daughter: They don't have to. It can go in either direction.
Tourist lady: Well, are they at least going to turn the seats around?
Subway
Washington, DC
Customer having lunch: Can I smoke at this table?
Waitress: Honey, you're in Nevada. You can smoke, gamble, drink, screw and cuss. Just don't kill nobody!
Bucket of Blood Saloon
Virgina City, Nevada
Overheard by: Philly Joe
