Women

Women speaking to crowd at rally: We're here to take a stand against violence towards girls and women!
Solo guy in middle of the crowd: Woo! Yeah!

Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: Can you yell innapropriate?

Woman on cell: You know she's only talkin' to him cause he's got a tractor in the tractor pull.

Culpeper, Virginia

British Cooking: Further Explained

30-something woman on phone: So I pulled it out of my vagina, and that was that. Shame.

Hull
England

Middle aged woman to another: I swear, they're going to make us work till we're Protestant!

Cork
Ireland

Women studies professor, during discussion about nymphomaniacs: Ladies, are there any of you who are in a constant state of arousal?
Class: (uncomfortable silence)
Professor: Let me rephrase that. Are you constantly ready to engage in sex?
Student, alarmed: Professor, I don't think any of us are comfortable with answering this question.

Saint Peter's College
Jersey City, New Jersey

Posh lady in loud voice: And then they ran out of mineral water! I was devastated… Devastated.

Tilley's Cafe
Canberra
Australia

Overheard by: Trish

Woman: I am your woman!
Man: I'm my own woman!

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: David Wayne Reed

American woman to daughter, window shopping in front of Hermès: Luxury isn't for everyone.

Hermès
Paris
France

30-something lady to teen boy: It's so… small!
Teen boy: No one asked you to measure it.

Carson City, Nevada

Overheard by: Bailey W.

Woman #1, as bus passes bar: See that bar? There's another location closer to the lake. My dad and I went there for a beer right after I first moved here. I felt something brush my leg and I looked down and saw a rat! I swear, it was a foot and a half long!
Woman #2: Oh my god! What did you do?
Woman #1: Oh, it was crazy. The owner disappeared upstairs and came back with a baseball bat but by that time the rat was hiding between the bar and the wall. So he runs off again and comes back with a blowtorch! It's like, 'helloooo, this whole bar is made of wood!”
Woman #2: So what happened?
Woman #1: They took my address and that Monday I got a bouquet of flowers. For not freaking out, I guess. I dunno. I've never been back…

Chicago, Illinois