Singing teen: If you find yourself in a situation where you’re gonna have sex with a leopard, don’t, because it’s gross.
148 bus
Ottawa
Canadia
Singing teen: If you find yourself in a situation where you’re gonna have sex with a leopard, don’t, because it’s gross.
148 bus
Ottawa
Canadia
Sketchy guy: So, like, if you were hooking up with someone but not dating — just sex — would you tell them you had an STD?
Girl: Are you kidding me?
Sketchy guy: But, like, you’re not actually dating — just having sex.
Girl: [Shocked silence.]
Vassar College
Poughkeepsie, New York
Overheard by: absolutely horrified
Taxi dispatcher to taxi driver: You don’t have to say, ‘Taxi 41 calling.’ I know you’re a taxi. You’re not the streetcar named Desire.
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Thanks for clearing that up
Biotech #1: God, is she being all depressed again?
Biotech #2: Yeah, you know how she is. She just needs a guy to pay attention to her.
Biotech #1: She just needs to stop being friends with girls who are hotter than she is.
Lawrence, Kansas
Encouraging seven-year-old girl to another: You can always use weapons.
Elementary school playground
Mount Vernon, New York
Teen boy #1: Ouch.
Teen boy #2: Oweee! Did you break a nail?
Teen boy #1: Yes!
Teen boy #2: You should get manicures like I do so that won’t happen so often.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/what_a_nice_activity_for_daten.html
Overheard by: I get them too
Serious man: You don’t want to fuck with a kangaroo.
Cortland, New York
Overheard by: adrienne?!?
Professor: I love talking about this stuff. I could go on forever. And I’m tenured, so if you have a problem with that you’ll just have to deal.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/04/lets-go-to-ratemyprofessorcom-and-guess.html
Lab TA: This is bromium chloride. If you have guys in your group, have them work with it. If not, girls, I hope you’re not pregnant. It tends to cause birth defects and cancer.
Chick #1 in back of room, whispering: You guys, I can’t touch that stuff!
Chick #2: Why not? Are you pregnant?
Chick #1: You see, that’s the thing — I don’t know…
Oklahoma State University
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: She’s majoring in drunken sorority girl
Woman #1, standing over large dropped box on floor: Ugh, I dropped it.
Woman #2: That's it! Straddle it, you'll get it.
Woman #1: I can never get it up.
Target
North Charleston, South Carolina
Overheard by: Chris M
