Balls

Guy to friend: Do you have a reason to riverdance on my testicles?

Boone, North Carolina

Angry mother: Seriously, Landon, I told you, do not touch anyone else's balls!

Mini Golf
Burnham, Maine

Teenage girl to another: You know what I really hate? When your balls sweat.

Glenfield College
Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Kelly

Guy: So she googled me, and found the thing from the dance-off with my balls hanging out! It's the first thing that comes up!

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: Overheard at Yale

Five-year-old little boy to grandmother: If I ever meet George Bush, I'm going to kick him in the balls.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/309168161/better-wait-a-few-years-or-youll-just-get-his-kneecaps.html

Overheard by: trying not to laugh parent

Finely bearded man, loudly and distinctly among crowd: Big. Hairy. Ballsack.

University of Illinois

Overheard by: Kelsey

Lecturer, about over-sized earrings left behind in class: Yes, you put one around the left testicle…

Christchurch
New Zealand

Teenage boy in toy section: Giant balls always look good on paper…but they don't really work out in real life.

DeKalb, Illinois

Mom to young son: Don't say “testicles” in public!

Mount Rushmore, South Dakota

Overheard by: Sarah

Human evolution professor, showing a slide of a monkey: Just look at those testicles! They're huge and pink…just…they're all in your face!

Anthropology Classroom, Kent State University
Ohio

Overheard by: Laureen