Five-year-old little boy to grandmother: If I ever meet George Bush, I'm going to kick him in the balls.
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Overheard by: trying not to laugh parent
Finely bearded man, loudly and distinctly among crowd: Big. Hairy. Ballsack.
University of Illinois
Overheard by: Kelsey
Lecturer, about over-sized earrings left behind in class: Yes, you put one around the left testicle…
Christchurch
New Zealand
Teenage boy in toy section: Giant balls always look good on paper…but they don't really work out in real life.
DeKalb, Illinois
Mom to young son: Don't say “testicles” in public!
Mount Rushmore, South Dakota
Overheard by: Sarah
Human evolution professor, showing a slide of a monkey: Just look at those testicles! They're huge and pink…just…they're all in your face!
Anthropology Classroom, Kent State University
Ohio
Overheard by: Laureen
Teacher, to students: … And it’s not like he’s going to need that testicle…
Poole Grammar School
England
Gay guy to female friend: Just because I have testicles doesn't mean I'm any less of a woman.
Saskatchewan
Canadia
Teacher: What that show didn't tell you is that ferrets smell like dirty wet dog.
Seven-year-old girl: Well, you know you can get their scent glands removed.
Teacher: Yeah, but is that really good for them?
Seven-year-old girl: I think it's about the same as removing a dog's testicles.
Seattle, Washington
Coworker, indignantly: Stop locking up my chuzzles!
Bellingham, Washington
Overheard by: Should be working
