… Warn Them about Your Jagged Left Nut?

Chick on cell: You’re gonna go rubbin’ your balls all over other girls and I can’t even…?

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html

Overheard by: lichka

Posted on May 1, 2021
Balls, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell

After That, It’s Just a Montage of Scenes from White Men Can’t Jump

Chick: No, I don’t remember that.
Dude: I remember you grabbing my balls…

Parking lot
Santa Barbara, California

Overheard by: Z

Posted on December 14, 2020
Balls, California, Friends

Until She Found a Market for the Photos on the Internet

Professor: Sorry if you’ve been excited to see how you did on your essays, but I didn’t get a chance to mark them over Christmas break.
Class: [Groans.]Professor: Well, my testicles swelled to the size of grapefruit over the holiday break, so don’t think you’re the only ones disappointed. My wife wasn’t thrilled, either.

York University
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: decidingwhethertolaughornot

Posted on November 30, 2020
Balls, Canadia, Maladies, Teachers

I Know Exactly Where They’ve Been

Dude on cell: No, I really don’t want to put your balls in my mouth, thank you very much.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-2.html

Overheard by: laura

Posted on July 27, 2020
Balls, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell

At the Hermaphroditic Contortionist Children's Support Group

Five-year-old girl, pointing at store window: Balls!
Young mom: That's right honey, those are balls, but you ate your balls, huh?
Five-year-old girl: I ate my balls!

Buffalo, New York

Posted on May 23, 2020
Balls, Food, Kids, Moms, New York, Parenting, Shopping

Who Ever Said Dating Teen Wolf Was Easy?

White girl: Bite his face!
Asian girl: Ew, no! It's all hairy!
White girl: Sometimes you need to do things that you don't like. Like biting a hairy face, for example. Or putting balls in your mouth to get back your Breakfast Club movie…
Asian girl: Oh, you poor thing.

New Jersey