Girl #1, pointing to bag of peanuts: Are those your nuts?
Girl #2: No, they’re Bob’s* nuts.
[brief pause, then both girls begin laughing hysterically]Girl #1, after a few minutes: That was the stupidest thing ever.
Girl #2: You know you liked it.
Oakland, California
Overheard by: I laughed because I didn’t know what was going on
Girl walking with two guys: I’m going to teabag you! …I’m so glad I know what that means now!
WSU
Pullman, Washington
Overheard by: Rachel
Man: My scrotum is so confused!
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Chelsea
Guy: Yeah, and then there was uncle Marty, who was on his knees throwing balls at her…
Sydney
Australia
Chick on cell: You’re gonna go rubbin’ your balls all over other girls and I can’t even…?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html
Overheard by: lichka
Chick: No, I don’t remember that.
Dude: I remember you grabbing my balls…
Parking lot
Santa Barbara, California
Overheard by: Z
Professor: Sorry if you’ve been excited to see how you did on your essays, but I didn’t get a chance to mark them over Christmas break.
Class: [Groans.]Professor: Well, my testicles swelled to the size of grapefruit over the holiday break, so don’t think you’re the only ones disappointed. My wife wasn’t thrilled, either.
York University
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: decidingwhethertolaughornot
Dude on cell: No, I really don’t want to put your balls in my mouth, thank you very much.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-2.html
Overheard by: laura
Five-year-old girl, pointing at store window: Balls!
Young mom: That's right honey, those are balls, but you ate your balls, huh?
Five-year-old girl: I ate my balls!
Buffalo, New York
White girl: Bite his face!
Asian girl: Ew, no! It's all hairy!
White girl: Sometimes you need to do things that you don't like. Like biting a hairy face, for example. Or putting balls in your mouth to get back your Breakfast Club movie…
Asian girl: Oh, you poor thing.
New Jersey
