Hipster on cell: She’s not ugly, she’s just not leave-your-girlfriend-pretty.
McDonald’s
Morristown, New Jersey
Hipster on cell: She’s not ugly, she’s just not leave-your-girlfriend-pretty.
McDonald’s
Morristown, New Jersey
High school girl: Yeah, he’s cute, but in a kind of Lord of the Rings way.
Starbucks, Bloor Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Myrna
Guy: Dude, I’ll hook you up. My wife is hot, but her friends are hotter.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Blonde, about brunette’s fiancé: He’s too pretty to be hot.
Brunette: No, he’s hot… Just more like douchebag-hot.
Aspenhof Lake
Washington, Missouri
Overheard by: Mandi
Bimbette #1: You know what must suck?
Bimbette #2: What?
Bimbette #1: It must suck to be ugly. Because then, on top of everything else that’s going wrong in your life, you’re, like, ugly.
Bimbette #2: Yeah…
Buddhism class
Virginia
Overheard by: Mindygotback
Chick #1: Was she cute?
Chick #2: No, she was fugs! She looked like an anorexic bear. You know, like, at the circus? One of the ones that are tortured… And forced to wear party hats.
Red Line train
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: I totally know what you mean…
Emo #1, trying on black eyeshadow: Does it look alright?
Emo #2: Yeah, it looks great!
Emo #1: Should I buy it?
Emo #2: Yes! Oh my god, there's some on your face!
Emo #1: Where?
Emo #2: There, on your cheek!
(emo #1 starts wiping it off)
Emo #2: Hey, you look like an aboriginal.
Cosmetics Shop
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Somni
Literature teacher: So what the Europeans did was take the description of Jesus from the texts and made their images of him Caucasian so as to be more relatable to those they were teaching to.
Girl of questionable literacy: European Jesus was hot.
Delta Secondary School
Ladner, British Columbia
Canadia
Man: I’m giving up bread for lent.
Woman: Is that because Jesus Christ died for your sins, or because you’re concerned with your figure?
Starbucks
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Maggie
Guy #1: Hey bro, your woman fat?
Guy #2: No. Fuck, man! What you talkin'? She my baby momma, that the baby in her bump!
Guy #3: You sure? She sure look fat to me.
Coralridge Mall
Iowa City, Iowa
