So Listen Up, Ladies

Male British literature prof: Today, Alexander Pope and I are going to tell you what it's like to be a woman.

Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: reb

Posted on November 20, 2008
Books, Canadia, Default, Education, Gender issues, Guys, Sexuality, Teachers

And So God Invented the Sun

Little boy: Today is the perfect day for a yellow balloon.

Restaurant
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on November 17, 2008
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Guys, Kids, Restaurants

But It's Kinda Cool When They Come Back to Life

Guy #1: You want to come hang out at my grandparents' with me?
Guy #2: That's alright. I don't like hanging out with grandparents. They're always dying and shit.

Gastown
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on November 16, 2008
Age and ageing, Canadia, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

…in the Bathroom, During the Exam

Hottie: But who do you cheat off of?
Friend: I read the book.

Geoge Brown College
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Tdot Girl

Posted on November 14, 2008
Books, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Friends, Girls, Questions

For This Experiment to Be Accurate, I Shall Ask You Again When You're Drunk.

Bar patron to chick: Hey, come here one second.
Chick: What?
Bar patron: Would you say I'm hideous?
Chick: So-so…

Ship & Anchor
Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: Lenovskyvich

Posted on November 2, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Canadia, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions

The Show That Really Gets Kids Involved

(during Beauty and the Beast, the Beast enters stage)
Little girl in audience, loudly: Hi, beast!

Neptune Theatre, Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: Ina

Posted on October 30, 2008
Canadia, Default, Girls, Kids

That's the Last Time I'll Use the Frathouse Shower

Skanky girl: My hair smells like cum.

Gleneagle Secondary School
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on October 29, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Cum, Default, Girls, Hair, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences

Bottom Line: Can I Borrow a Pickle and Some Duct Tape?

Girl on cell: And I'm like “If you get to fuck me in the ass, then I get to fuck you!” Yeah, except then he's like, “Okay, sweet!” and I'm like, “Shit, that backfired.”

University LRT Station
Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: thrilled commuter

Posted on October 28, 2008
Backdoor, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, On the phone, Threats, Train

Do You Suppose This White Porcelain Fixture Could Be Used for Urination?

Bimbette in bathroom stall: So what are these hooks for?
Friend: To like, hang your coat or bag or whatever.
Bimbette: Oh my god! I am so stupid! I've been putting my coat on the floor! How long have you known about this? (runs out of stall, yells to random girl) Did you know about the hooks?! (girl nods) I am so stupid!

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: chloe

Posted on October 18, 2008
Bimbettes, Canadia, Default, Friends, Questions, Stupidity

My Kids Never Get Me the Right Christmas Gift

Chunky drunken woman shouting to friend and waving her arms wildly: I don't want no peepshow! I wanna dildo!

Downtown Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Bowtie Daddy

Posted on October 17, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Friends, Toys, Wishes, Women